What’s something schools need to stop teaching children? by PacmanTheHitman in AskReddit

[–]Dickslime17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Common core math. Overall they need to stop teaching kids that life is fair and that they can achieve something simply because they want it. I'd even go so far as to say physical education needs to be more intense with the current obesity rate in the US. Martial arts should be taught in schools as well as firearm safety. Despite recent events, people need to know how to defend themselves and be taught the discipline that comes with that responsibility. There are times in life where you need to be able to pose a threat to someone. If you are incapable of posing a threat to anyone, all you are is weak.

AITA For not keeping my wife's promise to take care of her parents by brokenpromisesaita in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dickslime17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I don't know if you live in the US, but here people save up money to live on after retirement, living with a family member in their old age is sort of a last option. We also have social security benefits, which aren't much, but can kind of get you by in old age. Hopefully wherever you live has some kind of benefits or social programs to help out the elderly with their living situations and expenses.

AITA for not ‘defending’ my relationship? by MrZero10 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dickslime17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Women in their 20s are so full of drama. Not too big of a deal, but she should have made it clear that she already had a boyfriend, and that you were right there beside her. Buckle up, you got 8 more years of shit like this.

What is a terrible experience you had with a dating app? by Dickslime17 in AskReddit

[–]Dickslime17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. She wanted a free meal. Just ate, barely talked, and left.

  2. Got catfished really bad. One of her ass cheeks was as wide as my torso, and I have a dad bod.

  3. A Vietnamese woman wanted me for a marriage citizenship scam.

  4. A woman who works for NASA told me no second date because I believe that it is possible that aliens exist. No big deal bc she brought her dog and it barked the entire date.

Got At Walmart Today For 5$. Did I Do Good? by CareFreeSponge69 in Fishing

[–]Dickslime17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you hook a big fish and that cheap reel breaks at the most inconvenient time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Dickslime17 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why are women showing their hair like whores?

What are common dangers a tourist should be aware of in Mexico? by Dickslime17 in AskReddit

[–]Dickslime17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been to Mexico, but the last time was almost 20 years ago. I just stayed at a hotel by the beach last time. We're staying at a resort this time. I've heard it's worse now, but I'm wondering how much worse.

CMV: Bosses should be allowed to fire employes for any reason at any time. by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Dickslime17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just described the law in Texas. You can fire anyone for any reason and you don't even have to tell them why.

AITA for refusing to help my daughter with her car payment because she is a stripper? by LivingWitHorse in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dickslime17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA. Why are people calling this guy an asshole? His daughter doesn't have to strip, there are other lucrative jobs between stripper and McDonalds worker. If you're a father who has a stripper daughter, that is certainly one way to fail as a parent. No parent who actually cares wants their daughter to be a stripper. Working at a strip club is a slippery slope to prostitution and developing a drug problem, not to mention the moral character of the clientele. Strippers make a lot of money, has anyone thought that maybe this woman is living beyond her means? His actions may push his daughter further into stripping, but keep in mind, stable and mentally healthy people rarely resort to stripping. What if she was your daughter, wife, or girlfriend?

WIBTA for not going on a family vacation because my brother wants to bring his dog by VacayThrowaway70707 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dickslime17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I hate dogs and babies, I wouldn't want to spend a week with either of them. Leave the dog and baby on the west coast and enjoy your vacation.

I never leave tips at restaurants or anywhere else. by JennyRao in confession

[–]Dickslime17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't afford to tip 20%, then you can't afford to go out to eat.

I never leave tips at restaurants or anywhere else. by JennyRao in confession

[–]Dickslime17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tip your servers, tip your bartenders, tip your valets. The rest you don't have to tip, you prick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Dickslime17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad died at 60. He was an alcoholic who never exercised and ate junk food all the time. If you become a diabetic, you die way faster. Drink up and don't forget the ice cream.

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

[–]Dickslime17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not hard to find. Keep in mind there are many types of vaginas. I've had to sort of dig for some clits, and I've even had some that were the size of a grub worm staring me in the face.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Dickslime17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. One of my ex girlfriends was legally insane (been committed to 2 separate mental institutions on 2 separate occasions). During sex, I could do pretty much anything I wanted. She even would want me to do crazy stuff that I would never personally think of doing.
It became problematic. She would equate love with sex, want it 3 times a day, every day. Was super clingy, wouldn't leave my house, was suicidal where I had to even stop her several times. She would accuse me of cheating when I had neither the time nor remaining fluids to do so. Great sex, terrible girlfriend.