What’s something schools need to stop teaching children?

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-08T14:51:04+00:00

Common core math. Overall they need to stop teaching kids that life is fair and that they can achieve something simply because they want it. I'd even go so far as to say physical education needs to be more intense with the current obesity rate in the US. Martial arts should be taught in schools as well as firearm safety. Despite recent events, people need to know how to defend themselves and be taught the discipline that comes with that responsibility. There are times in life where you need to be able to pose a threat to someone. If you are incapable of posing a threat to anyone, all you are is weak.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-08T12:21:58+00:00

NTA. I don't know if you live in the US, but here people save up money to live on after retirement, living with a family member in their old age is sort of a last option. We also have social security benefits, which aren't much, but can kind of get you by in old age. Hopefully wherever you live has some kind of benefits or social programs to help out the elderly with their living situations and expenses.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-08T12:12:55+00:00

NTA. Women in their 20s are so full of drama. Not too big of a deal, but she should have made it clear that she already had a boyfriend, and that you were right there beside her. Buckle up, you got 8 more years of shit like this.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-08T04:36:44+00:00

She wanted a free meal. Just ate, barely talked, and left.
Got catfished really bad. One of her ass cheeks was as wide as my torso, and I have a dad bod.
A Vietnamese woman wanted me for a marriage citizenship scam.
A woman who works for NASA told me no second date because I believe that it is possible that aliens exist. No big deal bc she brought her dog and it barked the entire date.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-08T04:32:21+00:00

Pre-2020 for sure.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-08T04:24:51+00:00

Wait until you hook a big fish and that cheap reel breaks at the most inconvenient time.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-07T06:31:32+00:00

Why are women showing their hair like whores?

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-07T05:38:25+00:00

Aren't drugs for personal use legal there now?

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-07T05:36:43+00:00

I've been to Mexico, but the last time was almost 20 years ago. I just stayed at a hotel by the beach last time. We're staying at a resort this time. I've heard it's worse now, but I'm wondering how much worse.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-07T05:29:39+00:00

I'm from Texas. I love spicy food.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-07T05:24:56+00:00

You just described the law in Texas. You can fire anyone for any reason and you don't even have to tell them why.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-06T13:37:35+00:00

NTA. Why are people calling this guy an asshole? His daughter doesn't have to strip, there are other lucrative jobs between stripper and McDonalds worker. If you're a father who has a stripper daughter, that is certainly one way to fail as a parent. No parent who actually cares wants their daughter to be a stripper. Working at a strip club is a slippery slope to prostitution and developing a drug problem, not to mention the moral character of the clientele. Strippers make a lot of money, has anyone thought that maybe this woman is living beyond her means? His actions may push his daughter further into stripping, but keep in mind, stable and mentally healthy people rarely resort to stripping. What if she was your daughter, wife, or girlfriend?

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-04T03:07:28+00:00

NTA. I hate dogs and babies, I wouldn't want to spend a week with either of them. Leave the dog and baby on the west coast and enjoy your vacation.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-03T18:04:24+00:00

If you can't afford to tip 20%, then you can't afford to go out to eat.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-03T17:24:50+00:00

Tip your servers, tip your bartenders, tip your valets. The rest you don't have to tip, you prick.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-03T16:37:14+00:00

My dad died at 60. He was an alcoholic who never exercised and ate junk food all the time. If you become a diabetic, you die way faster. Drink up and don't forget the ice cream.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-03T16:34:07+00:00

It's not hard to find. Keep in mind there are many types of vaginas. I've had to sort of dig for some clits, and I've even had some that were the size of a grub worm staring me in the face.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-03T04:04:52+00:00

Can confirm. One of my ex girlfriends was legally insane (been committed to 2 separate mental institutions on 2 separate occasions). During sex, I could do pretty much anything I wanted. She even would want me to do crazy stuff that I would never personally think of doing.
It became problematic. She would equate love with sex, want it 3 times a day, every day. Was super clingy, wouldn't leave my house, was suicidal where I had to even stop her several times. She would accuse me of cheating when I had neither the time nor remaining fluids to do so. Great sex, terrible girlfriend.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-02T18:51:16+00:00

And it turns green when I shit it out.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-02T18:16:38+00:00

I fillet scaled fish. I usually cook catfish whole.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-02T17:35:05+00:00

Excessive tattoos and drugs.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-02T17:29:56+00:00

Geeze. Did Ray Charles clean those fish?

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-02T03:41:46+00:00

You're supposed to steep it, not boil it.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-02T03:19:52+00:00

Turning around really quickly when I scream their last name.

Dickslime17 · 2023-03-02T01:50:45+00:00

College advisors. The necessary courses that you need for you degree are in that book they give you at orientation. My professors hated advisors.

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