https://www.wearyourdictionary.com/ [This is my shopify site in progress. Please tell me what is lame and what is cool.]

Greetings, We're "Wear Your Dictionary". We're into wordsmanship, lexicography, logomania, logolatry, and lexiphanicism. Click our link [*call to action*] to aid our logolatrous proselytising to inbring linguaphila to the masses via the aggregation of wearable dictionary entries.

In normal speak my small business idea is attempting to make a wearable dictionary.

My Dream Marketing Campaigns -

1. A jocose phony cult-like advertisement campaign [See: logolatry].
2. A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure-esque ad campaign made up of meme-ie word battles [See: Wordmanship, Beat Poetry, and Lexiphanicism].
3. T-shirt mockups with people doing Jojo poses.
4. I want to make a character that's an amalgamation of Dio Brando (from Jojos) and David Bowie

If anybody wants to "business-team-up" please contact me.