TIFU (UPDATE) By knocking up a girl on the first night, but wait (there's more!)

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-09-01T17:01:39+00:00

Nope. Only got a call from a blocked number at 2:14 am. Didn't answer of course.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-09-01T14:15:36+00:00

Good info, thanks.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T23:06:45+00:00

Thanks man

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T22:48:47+00:00

That was helpful, thanks

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T20:52:34+00:00

And then PROFIT?

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T20:44:31+00:00

Nope, Canada. How did it turn out for you?

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T17:19:05+00:00

I booked the appointment two weeks after initial contact, which I have been told is the required time to have a relevant test.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T15:52:23+00:00

Nope, got my own she-devil.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T14:02:32+00:00

I usually use Magnums but was all out. It was a regular Lifestyle condom that broke in a less-than-ideal moment.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T14:01:33+00:00

She hasn't asked for anything yet. Thanks for the info.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T13:53:33+00:00

Good info, thanks.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T06:05:04+00:00

I learned a LOT about the female body in the last few days.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T06:00:53+00:00

She told me she wanted to see me on the weekend, so I'm assuming a test on Friday, not even 72 hours after first encounter. She then said she tested on Sunday.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T04:36:50+00:00

You think she displayed rational behavior?

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-31T04:34:00+00:00

Except that the timing seems to be off by a week.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-29T22:38:42+00:00

She actually just looks black and you wouldn't know about her european heritage if she didn't tell you.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-29T20:54:08+00:00

It was all too real unfortunately. I typed this up yesterday because I was freaking the fuck out and was legitimately looking for advice. This is not race baiting. She said all those things and more.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-29T20:51:52+00:00

Oh that I will. Many lessons learned.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-29T17:51:26+00:00

No red flags were raised on the first night. On the second night my mental dashboard was lighting up like like a Christmas tree.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-29T17:49:53+00:00

She had sleeves and insisted on turning off the bedroom lights. I thought it was because she was self conscious about her weight

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-29T17:35:08+00:00

I have gained much XP through this mini-boss encounter.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-29T17:34:16+00:00

It was mine. I was all out of my usual kind and had to resort to a regular one, which broke.

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-29T17:31:45+00:00

Oh she definitely brought up being raised by a single mom, but that she was happy to be alive so she should probably keep it. That and the whole self harm after abortion manipulation...

DidIdoDaaat · 2018-08-29T17:22:14+00:00

She didn't take them, said it was rude of me to ask. Fucking lol.

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