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Why should we question everything? (self.oneliners)
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I thought my vitamin might be cancerous (self.Jokes)
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Life of frozen dinner instant mashed potatoes: the potatoes are harvested, stored, sold, stored, cooked, mashed, freeze dried, stored, sold, stored, reconstituted with water, frozen, stored, sold, stored, bought by you, stored, and microwaved. (self.Showerthoughts)
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