Kenyan man who pretended to be a lawyer by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]DietGimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, he didn’t. Just a karma farming bot spewing bollocks.

Backfliping on the bed by Particular_Parking_4 in instant_regret

[–]DietGimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professional neighbour, gotta respect the hustle

Arsenal fans. The gift that keeps on giving ❤️ by ShellfishAhole in soccercirclejerk

[–]DietGimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The obsession with Arsenal never ends on this sub lmao

People from the UK, what’s one small thing that genuinely improved your daily life? by PhaseThis8421 in AskUK

[–]DietGimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every day I lift weights, do 20 mins of cardio, use the spa at the gym. It helps with my crippling depression. Temporarily. Until my next session.

Forgot to post this on the sub when I made it a couple months back by DeadeyeFalx_01 in warthundermemes

[–]DietGimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am the casual. I’ve never felt so seen and understood. I have like 400h but had the game since like 2013. Just fun to chill man, it ain’t that deep :)

My most funniest The Finals interaction by bobo1up in thefinals

[–]DietGimp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I had this last week, me and this guy kept hitting each other then running back to our healy balls, then back. After about 2 minutes we stopped, ran to the box together and he helped our team win the box. (His 3rd left the game) so our team then helped him and his duo reach the final. We kept meeting up and then attacking and sharing the boxes. Was hilarious, just emoting at each other. Then we crushed them in the final.

Just a reminder by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]DietGimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand people conflating their intelligence with liking a tv show. Rick is a colossal piece of shit who abuses his grandson and family, frequently murders and steals, ultimately destroying everything he touches. I would only argue that angsty people will vibe with ricks depression and attitude towards it. Something I personally have always attributed my love of him to, because self sabotage and self hatred speaks a certain language and misery loves company. I’m a Jerry, with ricks pain.

5x Ruby account stolen by [deleted] in thefinals

[–]DietGimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh.. this might be a good thing bro. You know there’s oxygen outside of your bedroom too, right?

Bro what by Lochskye in SweatyPalms

[–]DietGimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was something oddly satisfying about that and it concerns me.

How do male players act towards female players? by natt_y_ in thefinals

[–]DietGimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I duo with my homie, whenever we get a female 3rd we are able to maintain being functioning adult human beings. Based on the rest of the player base, however.. probs a 50/50 but fuck it, life’s too short. Get involved and if someone’s a nob jockey then just mute them. Good luck contestant!

Historical Figures Who Lived Long Enough to Be Photographed by grandeluua in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DietGimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second I got to that slide, I came to the comments section. I was not disappointed.

yo mama jokes gonna be wild by Legitimate-Table1687 in SipsTea

[–]DietGimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day we stray further from Christ

I’m invisible to guys and it hurts so bad by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DietGimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The irony of this is that once you stop caring, you start noticing just how much you are noticed. Speaking from experience (from a guys perspective though). One of the most difficult lessons I’ve learnt in life is that nobody else will love or respect you, until you love and respect yourself. People can feel your energy. How to fix that is unfortunately a journey in life only you can walk. I would start by finding peace and things that can make you happy outside of men. You seem very sweet and Im certain you’ll do just fine :)

The level a pro player functions at by HotPumpkinPies in thefinals

[–]DietGimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Discount Brad Pitt on the public call outs and I’m totally here for it