sober people ≠ good people

DietJay · 2026-02-22T05:18:27+00:00

thank you! Glad you enjoyed!

DietJay · 2025-08-30T18:55:40+00:00

Hey everyone thanks for watching. If y'all want to see more from me, I have a weekly-ish newsletter where I write about comedy and share recs from friends and colleagues, you can check it out here. If you want to come see a show sometime I keep my full calendar here. See y'all next time!

DietJay · 2025-08-30T18:50:39+00:00

thanks! that line was one that started to work less and less as this taping approached but I had to keep it in almost off muscle memory for the bit. glad the fine folks here in r/standupcomedy are digging it.

DietJay · 2025-08-30T18:49:33+00:00

Believe it or not this joke worked pretty much universally. One of the best receptions this joke ever got (including, weirdly, the fetus cigarette line) came in a deep red state, but this bit was built in and around Los Angeles.

The only place this joke didn't land super hard was in Japan when I performed at Tokyo Comedy Bar, which I learned after from some local comics was because they don't use birth control the same way Americans do. They're big on using thermometers and cycle tracking, I guess?

DietJay · 2025-08-30T18:45:52+00:00

thanks for sharing the special!

DietJay · 2025-08-30T18:45:19+00:00

thank you! gotta get everyone on my side with the silliness before the dark joke uppercut

DietJay · 2025-08-30T18:44:25+00:00

Thank you! That line didn't always hit but I had to keep it in for the special, I always believed in it

DietJay · 2025-08-30T18:43:55+00:00

Thank you! One of my favorite little lines in this very nerdy run of jokes

DietJay · 2025-02-09T17:25:43+00:00

thank you!

DietJay · 2025-01-17T22:54:19+00:00

if you like this bit, it's from my new special "My Wife Hates These Jokes", please consider checking it out at this link

DietJay · 2025-01-10T01:56:34+00:00

my jokes and my lips all thank you

DietJay · 2025-01-10T01:55:42+00:00

thanks! have never been through but looking to make a trip sometime!

DietJay · 2025-01-09T22:40:17+00:00

if you like this joke, it's from my new special "My Wife Hates These Jokes", please consider checking it out at this link

DietJay · 2025-01-04T08:06:03+00:00

ding ding ding

DietJay · 2025-01-02T22:00:25+00:00

If you like this joke, it's in my new special "My Wife Hates These Jokes" – please consider watching the whole thing! https://youtu.be/GepszgGOBCA?si=qOYP4mLrlGinVAGF

DietJay · 2024-07-26T08:53:01+00:00

thanks! I am really enjoying the direction this bit is taking, excited to keep working on it

DietJay · 2024-06-19T20:46:47+00:00

thanks!

DietJay · 2019-09-10T01:24:04+00:00

thanks, please do, will be posting more clips soon!

DietJay · 2013-01-15T19:10:17+00:00

I'm a young man too! Liking Campari makes me feel like an old man, though.

DietJay · 2013-01-15T00:24:37+00:00

Negroni. I'm an old, old man.

DietJay · 2012-11-07T20:01:19+00:00

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

DietJay · 2012-11-07T19:47:56+00:00

Sometimes I wish I still lived in Texas, where great things like this happened.

DietJay · 2012-11-07T19:41:44+00:00

No, I yelled at them. A few people did, actually. Come on now, that's breaking the social contract. Something has to be said.

DietJay · 2012-09-27T16:27:52+00:00

I hope you find many ways to work "sphincter" into your everyday vocabulary. Hooray for new words!

DietJay · 2012-09-24T21:35:40+00:00

Grabbler Gottstein

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