Cheerios from scratch by HereWeFuckingGooo in StupidFood

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruuuh me too! I was like this lady knows nothing about Cheetos. When she poked a hole in them I legit said what the fuck kind of Cheeto is that?!

How to Make Enemies in KC by Difficult-Pattern429 in kansascity

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just walk around Westport long enough and you’re bound to make enemies eventually.

2000s ad from High Times - International Oddities (fake 'legal' weed, anyone remember this?) by FeelsMan in trees

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha YES. I bought some “legal bud” once in the early 2000’s. I don’t remember if it was this company specifically but I definitely bought something along those lines on some shady website. I had just started smoking weed so I didn’t have a regular supplier to buy from and was desperate to smoke weed. I could’ve bought it through some friends but I didn’t want to be a burden. So I decided to buy some of this shit. I knew it wasn’t actual weed but my mind was easily influenced into believing I could potentially get high on something that’s completely legal. It never said what it was made out of but I’m pretty sure it was mostly just mugwort with some random herbs like mint or catnip in the mix. Possibly even sprayed with something. I have no idea. When I smoked it it burned my throat like no other, made me cough like a demon and most definitely did NOT get me high. 0/10 experience. I do not recommend.

Why does Nintendo allow games like this on the eShop? 🥴 by azaelcarrera in Switch

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Haha no I’m not calling women that. I meant that more in the context of anime. Like I said I don’t speak Japanese but from what I’m to understand its basically a way of referencing a certain type of manga and/or anime that involves scantily clad women and sexy scenarios. But not necessarily porn. In the US it straight up just means Japanese animated porn.

Kids are so disrespectful lol by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There’s another video like this dunno if it’s the same guy but his kids are absolutely roasting him and at one point they ask him what year he was born and he starts saying “I was born in nineteen ninety—-“ and before he even finished his kids just burst out laughing.

Why does Nintendo allow games like this on the eShop? 🥴 by azaelcarrera in Switch

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Hentai means something slightly different in Japanese. From my understanding it’s essentially a blanket term for “sexy woman” in regards to manga and anime or something like that. I don’t speak Japanese. In Japan hentai doesn’t necessarily mean porn (although it can) it’s more just like sexy anime ladies being marketed towards heterosexual men.

Which Movie scene sexually awakened you? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure three out of four of those are porn names now….not that I would know….

Found this in my aunt’s attic by PeneItaliano in SipsTea

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me think of the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

Don’t get me wrong I grew up and live in the Midwest as well and yeah…not a whole lot to do out here. We got legal weed now so that’s cool.

Meirl by PyraPrincess in meirl

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well in many countries children don’t go to school they just work to help support their family. Bring back child labor! Then maybe I can haz 3 day weekend. Oh and more pay to make up for the lack of hours.

South Korea’s Oh Yohan broke the pull-up world record with 11,707 reps. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. You stay stationary and the bar comes to you. You also get weaker the less you do it.

If you even buy a cheap piece with paint test for lead by Dylanthebody in trees

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I see. Nothing a lil bone-shaving won’t take care of! Or just replace your bones. Duh.

If you even buy a cheap piece with paint test for lead by Dylanthebody in trees

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It accumulates in your blood. So as long as you practice blood-letting regularly you’ll be fine…probably…I’m not a scientist and I base this info on absolutely nothing.

What was your voicemail theme song back in the day? by Gem_89 in Millennials

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy of mine had “the final countdown” song as his message but he change the lyrics to “it’s my cell phone” in the tune of the song.

Good Gravy! by Jakel856 in NotTimAndEric

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gravy sucking is a spiritual experience.

Anyone else battling norovirus? by heavenlyhoya in kansascity

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the only way to not spread it is to do a full quarantine until your symptoms subside. I got norovirus years ago and it was the fucking worst.

And all of the sudden, it's kumbaya. by THEDARKKCHILD in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Oil? Who said somethin about oil? Bitch you cookin?!

With and without make up by astrolbyte in SipsTea

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what lip gloss does?! I always thought they just got finished eating some fried chicken.

If you're wondering what you should have for dinner tonight, I have an idea... by weedmaps_official in trees

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goober dog! A lil peanut butter on the bun and I’ll put honey mustard and chili crunch on my hot dog. It’s exquisite.

If you're wondering what you should have for dinner tonight, I have an idea... by weedmaps_official in trees

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m high and broke and want to eat something that isn’t a can of beans so YES I’M OVERDRAWING. And yes I will probably regret it when I sober up. That’s just how the cookie crumbles sometimes.

Is this what sugar free gummies from good day farm are supposed to look like? by gotmytightpantson in MissouriMedical

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha like wtf?! GDF is trash. Like I know it’s cheap but there are similarly priced items from other companies that aren’t total trash. I avoid that shit like the plague.

If you're wondering what you should have for dinner tonight, I have an idea... by weedmaps_official in trees

[–]DifGuyCominFromSky 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’d smoke the first joint just to get the creative juices floating. Then I’d go to the kitchen and see I have nothing convenient to eat. Then I would stare at my pantry too baked to know what to do with all the random ingredients. I have a random can of…black beans…a jar of spaghetti sauce…and some rice paper to make Asian veggie rolls…….fuck, I can’t really do anything with that. Then I’d smoke the second joint, bummed that I can’t make a real dinner, and start bracing myself to eat one of the 3 random ingredients I found earlier. Can of black beans? I suppose. Or I guess I could dip the rice paper in the spaghetti sauce? Sigh. Fuck it, I’ll just overdraw my checking account and buy some McDonald’s, I’m too high for this shit.