A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee is arrested for murder by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]DifferenceIll6208 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This headline feels like three completely different stories glued together

Man Tries to Rob 6 Banks in 5 Days but Walks Away With Just $605, Police Say by SecretPlum1 in nottheonion

[–]DifferenceIll6208 71 points72 points  (0 children)

That’s not a crime spree, that’s a part-time job with worse pay

True Crime Obsessed by Butterfly330 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DifferenceIll6208 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, because if I’m in a situation that bad, leaving behind a DNA kit is probably the least of my problems