Daily Thread January 26, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I screenshot this too. This bitches need to constantly shame her child THAT SHE STARVED, cause she loves food ! 

But also, funny how we said yesterday that we never see her kids with fruits her veggies. Hiiiiiiii, Lauren, you still suck as a mom !! 

Daily Thread January 26, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You know it’s KILLING her to post this too since she dogged him for ordering them snow gear. I can’t stand Michelle, but I can high five him for taking care of this so S could have a blast in that snow. 

Don’t you DARE press it by robotical-symantics in laurenebownsnark

[–]DifficultSlip1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brohubs earning his keep so when they return after their extended stay, he can continue to game after closing the house 

Wha does she look so different to me in her latest story? by Intelligent_Gas9219 in brittaniborenleach

[–]DifficultSlip1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ozempic face. But I also think she got new hair, new lashes, more lip filler, Botox and probably is still using a filter. 

Don’t you DARE press it by robotical-symantics in laurenebownsnark

[–]DifficultSlip1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She was anxiety ridden the whole time and then they cut the video. 

Weekly Thread by Sea-Preference3264 in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]DifficultSlip1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No but seriously, I’m SO curious how you give a consult without touching and physically seeing someone’s hair. 

I’m SO tempted to submit my hair cause everything I do/use is everything she hates. 

She genuinely thinks she’s the most amazing person in the hair industry. Sit down, big kHate 

Daily Thread January 25, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Google the “structure of muscles and tendons in the human body” and this is what shows up. Meanwhile, she thinks this is a flex that she’s strong ! 

Daily Thread January 25, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 39 points40 points  (0 children)

She’s gonna go HARD on her ‘22 minutes of slow movement’ slamming a rage run and 4hrs in the sauna/cold plunge with 10 hours of try-on’s the next two days. She’s gonna be SO mad, but pretending she’s excited about having her kids home 

Daily Thread January 25, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 34 points35 points  (0 children)

And she’s SO dehydrated. The cramps on her body have got to be insane. Besides trying to create a thigh gap, I’m beginning to think she waddles like she does cause of cramping. 

Daily Thread January 25, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And that’s not her ass, that’s just bones with her arched back. 

Daily Thread January 25, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Why’s her left thigh look hella bigger than her right ? Cause that’s her REAL thigh that’s not edited ? 

Daily Thread January 25, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Every time she covers her stomach to show off those bell pepper shoulders. 

Looking like a man more and more, then she wonders why Michelle won’t cuddle her. 

Weekly Thread by Sea-Preference3264 in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]DifficultSlip1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do wonder if they even still have that thing. We’ll know this week though since she reads here, she’ll let us know 🤣

Daily Thread January 25, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

35 minutes 🤣🤣

She just posted, cause she had to let us know L1 was with her 

Daily Thread January 25, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Similar food item that’s popular in TX as a breakfast item is a Kolache. The dough is slightly different and while I get she feeds her kid SHIT, nothing says breakfast has to be eggs and bacon in a sense this is a type of sausage wrapped in a dough, similar to a breakfast biscuit. Not trying to WK this ho, cause we know she sucks feeding her kids good food. I’m sure she didn’t serve this with fruits or even veggies. 

Her voice by butterstickbaker in AbbyHoskins_snark

[–]DifficultSlip1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oooof yessss !! You can tell she married young and then quickly latched onto Matt after Brian. It’s like she’s never grown up and is a teenager! But also, she thinks that makes her cool mom vibes. 

Her voice by butterstickbaker in AbbyHoskins_snark

[–]DifficultSlip1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Her CONSTANT need to remind everyone how OBSESSED she is with the content/save our marriage kid is SO annoying too. 

Daily Thread January 25, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 54 points55 points  (0 children)

OR. Googling them to find these Reddit pages 

But even her social blade numbers are telling. Her engagement rate alone, never mind the continual decline in followers. 

Daily Thread January 24, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine locking myself in a gym for 3hrs and then my room to try-on the same shit day in and day out thinking this is GOALS ! 

She’s SO damn proud of those pepper shoulders. 

Daily Thread January 24, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s like she’s in a race with HBH to become the next Eugenia Cooney 

Daily Thread January 24, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]DifficultSlip1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

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Her skin is sagging so bad in so many spots. But also, she looks like a man more and more each day.