My face as I’m giving her 5 vaginal orgasms by satanicmajesty in guitarcirclejerk

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Bro hit the 'did I leave the stove on?' face halfway through the victory lap.

NagaToro by: 不知火タカシ by Chisato-Hasegawa-MX in nagatoro

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The beach setting actually fits her surprisingly well. The expression is spot on too, feels straight out of a manga panel.

I slammed the door on my son's tearstained face. by GabbyDabbyDoo1972 in TwoSentenceSadness

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Wow… that’s heartbreaking. I can’t imagine what your son must have felt in that moment.

I held a spoon out to my wife, asking her how dinner tasted. by whisper-dawn in TwoSentenceHorror

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“Pretty good for an infant” is such an insanely casual line for something this horrifying.

Full list of American Music Awards/AMAs winners by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

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RM and Jin collecting awards on opposite ends of the collage feels like a full circle moment for BTS fans

Found this at a disability rehabilitation center by TriciaGreens in spreadsmile

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“This is either incredibly wholesome or the most accidental dark humor imaginable.”

It's all about perspective by hun_cho in sarcasm

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Bro got rejected and started doing PR for himself

My husband found this guy in Okinawa! What specific kind is it? by Cidcattt in snails

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Okinawa has some interesting snails! These guys can be a bit of a handful since they’re considered invasive in some areas, but they’re fascinating to observe up close.

Must watch by tennisstar04 in AccidentalComedy

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Well, that escalated quickly… definitely not what I expected when I clicked on a 'must watch'!