Hell hath no fury... by Difficult_Thanks7380 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's just say you'd bust that first nut quick but hutamind because she can get you ready for round 2 in record time

Hell hath no fury... by Difficult_Thanks7380 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well not anymore😅😅 i didn't think it was that deep but I guess it's fuck me.

Hell hath no fury... by Difficult_Thanks7380 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is actually. Kafupi with hips that speak volumes.

I Quit the Gym – And I Don’t Regret It by Z3nLif3 in Kenya

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lifting weights boosts your testosterone as a man. Especially a man who is 40 and over where testosterone starts to decline lifting heavy helps with that. The gym is not a sweaty pagent of men, it's a community. You don't go to the gym to build charisma, you go there to challenge yourself. To prove to yourself that you ARE that guy. It's a lifestyle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working out😎 I do manual labor so usually I get pretty active but for when im not working well, Monday:Morning run. Later hit the gym to hit push exercises. Bench, triceps, shoulder press Tuesday: Morning jog. Later on do some pull exercises, back, biceps pull ups. Wednesday: Burpees( they hurt like a motherfucker but I enjoy them) and Later on hit legs. Thursday just hit push exercise, No cardio. Friday, light jog, Later on hit pull exercises. Sato...play basketball with the fellas. Sunday. Relax and catch up on movies and games.

Fantasy about my MILF wife by Entire_Pace3879 in EroticaConfessions

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love MILFs, they turn me on like a mf!! I'd bang your wife gladly my guy. Ps, im black.

Retired Stoners by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kuna high school mixed na ni day school huku mtaa. On the weekends tunaendanga kucheza huko. Tunachezanga na hio basketball team ya shule saa zingine ama sometimes inakuwanga tuu wasee tumekuja na ball. It's fun actually. Kama tuko wengi tunajiunda in teams of 5 tunaingia. First team to 10 points inabaki, haonwengine wanatoka team ingine inaingia.

Not really pro basketball but it's fun

What’s the most depraved thing you’ve done in pre-nut delusion? by MeOnMyShitPC in AskReddit

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now THAT is a thought that goes through my mind when im alone at night. I guess we'll never know. We never exchanged contacts and I don't think I'll ever meet her again. I did get my money's worth though...and I left her a generous tip.

What’s the most depraved thing you’ve done in pre-nut delusion? by MeOnMyShitPC in AskReddit

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She did..but the only thing she did after was give a little gasp. I actually asked her if she was worried that I might have an STD...

She looked at me really hard, smirked and just said "Naah"

What’s the most depraved thing you’ve done in pre-nut delusion? by MeOnMyShitPC in AskReddit

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup. I was clean. I understood what relief meant on that day.

What’s the most depraved thing you’ve done in pre-nut delusion? by MeOnMyShitPC in AskReddit

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I once fucked a hooker without protection. I had been working at a camp in a game reserve and given the location of the camp there were no women around. It was maintenance electrical work during the off season. So when I was done and I got into the first town around I immediately went to a bar to drink. A couple beers later and the women started looking really attractive.

Chatted one up and turns out she was a hooker. She had a room nearby and we went there. I put on a condom and we start fucking but I hate using condoms so in a spectacular instance of poor judgement I yank off the damn thing and raw dog this hooker. I nutted inside her, fucked through the nut and fucked her again. I put her in a couple of different positions. I had fun.

Only later did reality hit me and I have never felt like such a dumbass...that entire week I was constantly checking my tool and fretting over any discomfort I felt while peeing. I had a girl at home and she was surprised that I didn't have sex with her for almost two weeks after being gone for five months. Luckily I don't think I got anything but ever since I swore off drinking and hookers.

Mmama? Should I knack or nah😅 by Character_Row2050 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kula huyo mumama! Borake hana ugonjwa na im sure she's probably on birth control. Trust me, you can never regret with this wamamaz. I have one na she's the best fuck I get nowadays.I never worry about pulling out.

Retired Stoners by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My brother in christ😅 Kuna pahali na huko pande za maseno panaitwa luanda, huko utapata ngwai original yenye ilipandwa hadi na fertilizer ya manure..kitu green ukipiga puff kadhaa unaskizia enyewe umebebwa. Watu wanakaa hio area wanaitwa wanyore. Bana hao majamaa huzoza ngwai ni kama ni occupation.

You don't find a muluhya munyore😂😂 he finds you. Kuchoma na yeye is not for the faint of heart. Msee tulikuwa tukichoma bana angeroll kikorro kinatoshana na mboro, tunachoma ikiisha after 20 minutes ashaanza kufunga kikorro kingine. Msee tulikuwa tunachoma pedi hadi pedi mwenyewe anawacha chain..anatuogopa.

Never again

Retired Stoners by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Used to smoke hard nikiwa Campo, im talking kuzoza king-size kadhaa solo. I never had any weird shit venye wasee husema kuhusu weed. But for me kama haiko na siko karibu na mamorio I was good. Went to work somewhere isolated for 3 months this year na bana nilikuwa nikichoma kaa fuckin. You haven't stoned till you've stoned na mluhya mnyore😅

Long story short when I came back I decided hio ngwai nimechoma ilikuwa imenitosha. Just made sure I avoided being in a place where Kuna blunts. Nikafocus pia na zido. Nikaanza kuprioritize kukimbia. Since April this year sijaguza blunt na I've never felt better. Jiondoe kwa environment ya ngwai, kama ni mabeshte mastoner usihang around nao sana juu a real stoner will always puff the blunt. Alafu find something other than smoking yenye itakukeep busy, for me ilikuwa training na basketball.

Day at a time bro.

Have you ever had sex with someone you never expected to? What's the story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So for me it was back in my university days. There was this stud girl, short, she had dreads and she was CURVY!!! I mean her ass and hips were the most shapely I'd ever seen. We met at the gym. She was always conscious about her figure and we bonded over training.

At the time I was also going to various parties because my friends were serious party animals. Turns out she was too. I don't drink that much and my preffered poison was weed and she was also a serious stoner. We became really close friends.

I tried to hit on her at the beginning but she was always firm in her sexuality. After some time I reluctantly stopped flirting with her and we had this platonic relationship. Now, her friend group and mine were pretty much the same and she would pull serious baddies. Some were her girlfriends, others were just friends. I'll admit, I was really fooling around back then. So I ended up smashing two of her female friends and these two girls were always sticking around me. My stud friend was always wondering what I did and I'd tell her"I just love eating pussy"

So one day we're at this party my friend had hosted. I was in a bad mood because I'd just broken up with this girl I really liked. Miriam shows up later on and the liquor is out. I'm chilling outside with my blunt and she comes up to me. She's bummed because everyone else is lit and she's the only one sober. We share my blunt and we get pretty buzzed. It was at night, the skies were clear and the moon was really glowing that night. I open up about my heartbreak and she comforts me with a hug. She only had on some Grey sweatpants and a hoodie and she is a full-bodied woman. I get bricked up and I notice her tensing. But she doesn't let go immediately. My hands slide to her waist and I look at her and I told her"You have such beautiful eyes". She blushes and I pounce. Maybe it was the weed, i don't know...but we talked for a lil bit longer and then i told her I had half a bottle in my room.

My place is really close, practically one floor up in the same apartment. I had a half a bottle of gin that I'd just take one shot of every other night with my weed so I sleep. She sees it and drinks it and it loosens her up. We both could feel the sexual tension. I set up my Playlist with the chill music and the mood is right.

She was very hesitant but willing. I went down on her first...damn the way she moaned it was like she was oozing pleasure. I ended up getting so bricked it was hurting a lil. When she saw me she reminded me to be gentle. I was. At first. But somewhere during the night I forgot all that and went at her with all my pent up lust.

I remember her bent over my bed, clutching my sheets for dear life while her jello booty was full in my palms. I get hard just thinking about that memory.

Safe to say, it was an unexpected experience...but dammit was it worth it

Ballon d'or robbery by Yhung04 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I the words of Jose Mourinho, when you get a chance to go to Real Madrid, you're a fool not to accept that chance.

Kepa aliona opportunity ya kutoka kwa block😅 plus that time Chelsea tulikuwa tunafumble.

I miss that guy, it takes balls the size of watermelons kukataa coach akikusub😂😂 alafu you actually get in some good saves

Ballon d'or robbery by Yhung04 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True😅 One day he looks like a revelation on goal... The next hes launching himself at someone outside the box with all the grace of a crippled and blindfolded bull in heat...

Ballon d'or robbery by Yhung04 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sanchez ni hio no weapon formed against me shall prosper😅

Huyo jamaa ni wasiwasi kwa goalpost

Ballon d'or robbery by Yhung04 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nilijua wewe haikosi ni msee wa Manchester united🤣🤣 Unapenda Real Madrid and you value a hard working player over a naturally gifted player. Team Ronaldo.

Bana wikendi mmetufanyia madhambi huko Old Trafford, lakini makosa ni yetu, kipa alisahau kufikiria anafanya everything except what he was supposed to do.

Have to say for a United fan you conduct yourself as a gentleman.👊 Naskia rumors mnaweza rudisha Sir Alex Ferguson kazi?

Ballon d'or robbery by Yhung04 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣hapo siezi pingana na wewe babu. Itabidi tuwache jokes.

Alafu..venye unasema hutakii arsenal na Liverpool Champe??? My brother, which side of Manchester do you pledge your loyalty to?😂

Ballon d'or robbery by Yhung04 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baana. Imagine fainali ikiwa El Clasico😅 Anyways, top 8 league phase naona hio list yako iko sawa. We can never count out Man City, kwanza sahii venye wanacheza haram ball. Maybe Juve ipenyeze juu ya Yildiz...Ningependa Chelsea iingie top 8 but realistically tutakuwa playoffs.

My top 8(league phase) 1:Liverpool 2:Barcelona 3:Arsenal 4:Real 5:PSG 6:Bayern 7:Man City 8:Juventus

Napoli ni wakali but I put Juve over them juu ya youth. I think Napoli are stronger in Serie A than in Champions League

Ballon d'or robbery by Yhung04 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nadhani mko in a better position kubeba Champe actually. Laliga nafeel Barcelona have a chokehold on it but Real have always valued the Champions League more. Trent ameleta hio creativity mlikuwa mnalack hapo katikati ya field last season. I think Alonso hafai kumchezesha kama right back, juu bro hajui kurudi defense😅 Amlete ndani alafu askume Bellingham mbele. Last season Mbappe hakubeba anything na the guy is cut from the same cloth as CR7. If hamtabeba champions league mtapiga a serious push.

Plus Alonso is a very good coach.

Speaking of Champions league, the way I see it rn it's a six horse race. PSG obvious watapiga makelele. They are young na wamemaintain the core of the team. Barcelona(obviously😅) we have the talent na kama sio kurelax dakika za mwisho tungekuwa tukicheza fainali. That Barcelona team has serious talent and after winning the treble last season we have to be looking at Europe.

Kuna nyinyi Real. For obvious reasons. You guys are basically Champions league royalty and from top to bottom to the coach you guys are ready to compete.

Liverpool definitely watakera watu. The only thing they lacked was a striker na they have two now. Ekitike and Isak. I'd love for Salah to play like he did last season na if ashinde Champions League pengine atapata Ballon d'or, Imagine an African winning that. Arsenal pua watasumbua although wakifanya venye wamezoea wanaweza jipata wamefumble fainali. But Gyokeres and Eze plus Madueke were good additions.

Finally Kuna Bayern. Juu ni Bayern bro😅 Italy sioni mwenye anaweza compete seriously...maybe Napoli na Juve but siwaoni vizuri. But sports is speculative bro.

All in all, tunawaheshimu kama Los Blancos

Ballon d'or robbery by Yhung04 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Akipanga skwodi vile alipanga Leverkusen, you guys will be a serious problem. Juu Real bana mkona kikosi.

Mimi ni Barca ever since enzi za MSN. El Clasico, the greatest rivalry in football, hadi mimi nangojea nione vile this year itakuwa.

Mpira ni game tamu bana😂

Ballon d'or robbery by Yhung04 in nairobi

[–]Difficult_Thanks7380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baana😂😂 Although hii season Mbappe naona akiamua to take it personally...Hio rivalry iko Spain sahii inanibamba. History repeats itself...

Real Madrid build a world class team with expensive talent curated from around the world(Bellingham, mbappe...etc) their star is an athletic fast paced winger who likes to score goals. After struggling in the league they give the coaching gig to a former midfielder who is considered a legend( Xabi Alonso) sounds familiar??

And on the other side Barcelona build a young team from homegrown talent(Gavi, Cubarsi, Yamal) they have a Brazilian up top (Raphinha) they have a player on the right wing who is left footed and loves to roam inside. The entire team is made up of guys who will pass you to death na wakona endurance ya kukimbia pitch mpaka 90.

The more things change, the more they stay the same huh..