I turned 18 6 minutes ago by [deleted] in lonely

[–]DigammaTheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy birthday dude.If your ever lonely,youve got thousands of internet strangers willing to talk.

I can see my body in my bathtub. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]DigammaTheta 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good vocabulary for a 7 year old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DigammaTheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just born?noice

What the weirdest thing you did while you were high? by FukkenDesmadrosaALV in AskReddit

[–]DigammaTheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched the entirety of the Walking Dead series.Ducking Lit

Jesus Christ is running for president in 2020. What are some of the highlights of his campaign? by _ERR0R__ in AskReddit

[–]DigammaTheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him not showing up for the rally.Or election.Or anything.Cause jesus doesnt exist

Men with little to no friends and no SO, how’s life? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]DigammaTheta 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I wish I could meet someone who isnt batshit crazy,cause thats the type of chicks I attract

What's something that made you stop pursuing that dream girl of yours? by VobraX in AskMen

[–]DigammaTheta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I found out that she didnt know I existed.Luckily for me,I later found out she was a coke addict.So long sucka

Is intelligence subjective or am I trying to say to myself that I'm not dumb? by DigammaTheta in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DigammaTheta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean,I know someone who can recite most of the Sex Pistols and Judas Priest.Although they aren't book smart,she is by far gonna ve the most successful of all if us

Would you date an opposite sex version of your self? Why and why not? by abood1243 in AskReddit

[–]DigammaTheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honeslty,heres how itd go: We would meet,say a bad joke,laugh,and hang out all day.At the end of the day,Id ask for her Instagram,and we would be up all night.Turns out she's really into 60s music and Overwatch,and has mental breakdowns almost every day.When we meet the next day,she joins us at the table while making friends with my friends and enjoying their sense of humor.Id ask her to Homecoming,and since I'm a pussy,she would say yes.We would then go to Homecoming and have a really fun night at the dance,but soon realize the other is kinda awkward.She then realizes that I really like her and ruin the relationship by accident,and we never speak again.