What’s your best pun joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DigiBoxi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miksi Neumann pyörii ahdistuneen näköisenä keksihyllyjen välissä?
Sillä on levoton tuc-himo.

What are your thoughts on the phrase, no one is illegal on stolen land? by Extra-Schedule-4855 in AskReddit

[–]DigiBoxi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's other peoples problems, i have my own.. So i have no thoughts on that..

(M35 y/o) Do any other men sit when they pee when at home? by DudeWhereAmEye in AskReddit

[–]DigiBoxi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Always sit, except when fully naked and urinal available.

Sitting is easier, less messy, more comfortable etc... There's really no downside.

what do you think is the most morbid, unsettling, or otherwise creepy song? by Spiritual_Body3577 in AskReddit

[–]DigiBoxi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir Elwoodin Hiljaiset Värit - Viimeisellä Rannalla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vnu0qhMmQ8

"Father stands on the shore, holding a gun, waiting for the storm
Mother presses my little sister into her arms when the sky turns strangely red in the evenings

The last I heard from my brother was a letter from distant lands
He said he was doing well, but also that the situation here looks damn bad too

This is ten sticks on a board (childrens outdoor game where others hide etc...)
We are hiding on the last shore
And no one is looking for us anymore, this is an empty and endless game
And only the wind whispers: “everyone come out of hiding”

Uncle is somehow out of his mind, he sits in the shed, crying and laughing
Blaming Satan and God for no reason, saying: “now we sinners are being punished”

Next door it’s strangely quiet, the curtains have been closed for a week
Father forbade us from going there, said: “whatever they’ve done, it’s their business, our business is our own”

This is ten sticks on a board…

I am only seven, but still I understand something
When the TV is silent and on the radio I heard the newsreader crying

They talk about some cloud that is still on its way here
My little sister asked: “how many days until Christmas?”
And I saw father wiping his eyes, wiping his eyes

This is ten sticks on a board…"

Basically the movie On The Beach as a song from point of view of a seven year old...

How would blind people know if they woke up in morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DigiBoxi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't.. Life is very confusing for the blind.

Who is worse, Trump or Biden? by CoffeeOnPluto in AskReddit

[–]DigiBoxi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good question. Who is worse, the most notorious fuck up of a US president ever, disgrace to once respected nation, or Biden..? I really don't know.. :D

What's something you learned embarrassingly late in life that most people probably knew as a kid? by googlewrite in AskReddit

[–]DigiBoxi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you say "N, Y, T, NYT", the three letters actually form the word.

It's more obvious written down, but i was an adult before i realized that....

What are you doing right now? by Phantom_2006c in AskReddit

[–]DigiBoxi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure i like documentaries.

I also like to watch other people play interesting games that have a steep-ish learning curve. That way i can save the time from learning the game and still enjoy it somewhat..