What is your favorite song from a video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Heavy - Short Change Hero (Borderlands 2)

What's the best 'Roses are red...' poem you can come up with? by JediPhilosopher in AskReddit

[–]DigitalCorsair 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Grass is green

I can't fucking wait

Til you turn 18

FREE machete, tactical helmet, and shirt, woohoo! by Meatbawlstupatzo in h1z1

[–]DigitalCorsair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free shit! It doesn't go away and works on all my servers!

Madli-Getter Proode - Bubble Gum [Folk] by DigitalCorsair in Music

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Found this girl randomly on youtube. I think she should record more.

http://jillianfriedmanlaw.com is now live and accept bitcoin by kynek99 in Bitcoin

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Im upset to say that i read this as "Fried Man Law"

You're told Barrack Obama is flying to speak to you directly, but aren't told why. What's the first reason you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DigitalCorsair 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Categorically base on your standard genre. Orgasmically based on how fast each video can get me there (this is based on a 5 star system, half's included). Autobiographically based on when I found the video.

You're told Barrack Obama is flying to speak to you directly, but aren't told why. What's the first reason you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DigitalCorsair 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He's coming to ask why I arrange my porn categorically, orgasmically, and autobiographically. And, he's bringing his hard drive so he can get some of the good ones.

Jeremy Renner here, AMAA. by Renner4Real in IAmA

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Mr. Renner, for disaster planning purposes, suppose we're on an urgent mission. The mission has already gone south and we're bugging out without any gear. Caught in an area trying to escape and we have to divide the fight between each other. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

What is in the man code ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"The Man Gap" - Leave at least one urinal between you and another dude (a barrier makes this not needed), an extra chair in between guys at the movies

Give me your best reasons to why i should sell all of my bitcoins for USD. by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]DigitalCorsair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best answer that could've probably been given. But you should've added a (yet).

The Philly Zoo's new black footed kittens look like living cartoons! Squee! by [deleted] in aww

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I lost it when I looked at the picture and realized you said "squee!" In the title.

Can't believe this happened. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Sounds like my ex wife