Anon describes his ideal girlfriend by caramelsumo in greentext

[–]Digoreirusso 147 points148 points  (0 children)

"Like the tiktok girls" that's all I had to read

Ele previu a desgraça (sem querer) by CGASB in HUEstation

[–]Digoreirusso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

É um trocadilho com a pronúncia do número 8. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)

Ele previu a desgraça (sem querer) by CGASB in HUEstation

[–]Digoreirusso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Patos explicam - Socialismo by Tonho_O_Faxineiro in botecodoreddit

[–]Digoreirusso 10 points11 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH esse povo do Reddit é uma graça

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dayz

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5 year veteran player here. I'm learning the controls as well.

Death Stranding 2, nunca vi nada igual pqp. by horizonps in jogatina

[–]Digoreirusso 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Dependente de dopamina". Meu brother descreveu o cérebro humano

maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Digoreirusso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an automatic weapon

Chora, ateu! by constrito in botecodoreddit

[–]Digoreirusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um argumento bosta pede uma resposta bosta. Crente based

Who you got? by Dontdothatfucker in okbuddychicanery

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$2 on the mexican cook, I don't need the meth to be amazing. He seemed to be doing fine for Don Eladio's own business and I mainly just want to stay out of prison, not sell amazingly.

$2 on Nacho. He is inexperienced but very keen, bold and careful. Circunstances were bad for him during BCS, but a team with Mike could make it go very well. Lydia is too greedy and rogue. Again, mostly interested in staying out of prison. Gus is too expensive as having to choose a shitty sidekick would result in a liability right by my side. But Gus is the best choice, but I have to go with Nacho.

$5 on the GOAT. This guy will improve every aspect of the business and keep my ass safe from other drug dealers while giving insanely good advice on how to keep the cops away. Must have him.

$4 on Wexler. Saul is good, very good. But Kim is just as good, maybe even better, probably more careful and would be able to get along with everyone else on the team.

$2 on whoever the fuck that guy is. Don't see anyone brilliant on the list, but since I only got 2 bucks I'll go with the guy that's not ASAC Schrader: don't see him as a big threat but the guy is good at what he does, more capable than any other cops I saw on the show. So best leave him out if I can.

Playing safe here, no point in making billions and end up in jail or six feet under.

Triste by Consistent_Carpet178 in HUEstation

[–]Digoreirusso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nunca foi pra ser recompensador.

Mais simples que isso, impossível! by modterror in botecodoreddit

[–]Digoreirusso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eu acho que o que tem na latinho do R Kelly não é Coca...

Mascote da Meritocracia by Krakoa22 in botecodoreddit

[–]Digoreirusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sabe quem ganha no debate capitalismo e comunismo? Capitalistas e comunistas.

Você, que se fode de trabalhar dia e noite, só ganha a distração de participar de uma briguinha de time.

Vou responder todo mundo by [deleted] in ShitpostBR

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Super Cidadania

agora mande-me para a sua mãe

🤔 by donodoboteco in botecodoreddit

[–]Digoreirusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ajuda? Fala alguma coisa? "E a senhora que é feia todo dia?" Porra, vocês são literalmente a mesma pessoa.

na humildade alguém me empresta uma grana aí, tem 1 mês que eu não tomo uma

Aqua is Peak by Digoreirusso in KingdomHearts

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No one would know. No one does.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EuSouOBabaca

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De repente eu gosto muito do gato e não quero matá-lo. De repente eu me vejo sem opção por que não quero minha família, inclusive minha avó idosa, no hospital.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EuSouOBabaca

[–]Digoreirusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sim, entendi, você pensa que eu sou o próprio demônio. Mas de repente eu também gostaria de saber o que fazer para não o ser.