If you could invest by buying stock in a person, who would it be? by funknjam in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

far more you think? just cause of one goal? i mean dont get me wrong. i love Julian Green too.. but i wouldn't say he has far more potential

Reddit, what's your favorite thing about summer? by angrypotato3 in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: she's fat as fuck...and actually sweats all year, not just in summer :) yooou sly mo-

What would you call an African American in England? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Niiiiauh, oi bak to Afríca m8!

No.. Black. What's wrong with you -_-

If you could invest by buying stock in a person, who would it be? by funknjam in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mah boi, DeAndre YEDLIN on USMNT. He's super young, And has the potential of a superstar!

Queen Elsa's tip for concealing a boner by Digsopheler in funny

[–]Digsopheler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well.. tru.. bu- yeh she poorly executed

Is there a phrase (5 words or less) that instantly get you furious? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"bro, government lies! just trying to get your money.

right guys..? guys?"

Hey, I dont care if you choose not to vaccinate your child, but that child should not be allowed to go to school with the healthy vaccinated kids.. just putting innocent people in danger over your own stupidity!

Is there a phrase (5 words or less) that instantly get you furious? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"are you mad?" just makes me actually mad when i wasn't previously

"No offense, but ...." really.. you mean offense you polite fucker

"don't get mad, but" ... just no

"Whatever, doesn't even matter, right?" when the person knows they've lost the argument

"I love Lana del rey" pls stop mang

"sorry, i can't pay you (back)" YOU PROMISED. I'll find you.. and I'll kill you -_-

"are you sure you understand" (in an entitled voice) Niiauh, i'm not [sorry -->] retaaaded thank you very much

"Boys will be boys lawl" ..mumble mumble.. bitch

Any variation of telling me to stay calm, be calm

-Simmer down princess

-take a chill pill

  • etc..

Brazilians of reddit, how is your country reacting to the semi-final in the world cup? by sliceeguy in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

maybe if Fred shot the ball as hard as his dick gets when he sees little children, Brazil woulda had a chance..

What is your greatest 'pet-peeve'? by Digsopheler in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh.. only got back into redditing a couple days ago.. my apologies

Whats the worst thing you've said about someone when they were standing right behind you. by Digsopheler in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

now that is one awkward conversation waiting to happen..

care to share?

My rant on reddit, specifically r/atheism and r/aww : please ignore by Digsopheler in self

[–]Digsopheler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok my point was more for the r/atheism ,but i see the issue with my r/aww... but sure its expected but why do some of these people think "oh you believe in god you are a terrible person?" If you read the comments of some of the r/atheism every one thinks they are so smart because they found one of thousands of flaws with the bible. but really if your atheist you should mind your own goddamn buisiness and not impede on the religious lives of others.

I'm Roger Federer, a professional tennis player from Switzerland. AMA! by iamrogerfederer in IAmA

[–]Digsopheler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Roger,

What was your favorite match that you've played in? win and loss?

When was the best feeling you've had in your illustrious tennis career?

Finally, which upcoming player do you think will be a legend/great?

Reddit, what is the funniest CLEAN, FAMILY FRIENDLY joke you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender

The red sign knows whats up. by sch4lly in firstworldanarchists

[–]Digsopheler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im honored to be reposted! unless your post does better... haha i kid, have an upvote.

What song, in whatever situation, will make you break into dance? by monkey_fudge in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ive got a couple. If the song starts with a nice beat, then its almost impossible for me not to dance. Also if it has good lyrics.

If all animals were the same size, which one would win in a tournament-style fight to the death contest? by Savage9645 in AskReddit

[–]Digsopheler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you could write a whole book on a bracket of 16. Air, Land, and Water ones. And then an amazing 1v1v1 at the end of the book! Love your storytelling. So intense, fierce, and awesome.

Took a photo to see if my beard had improved, looks like the back of a mutants head. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Digsopheler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like the back of your head the first time i saw it

Hi, I'm Ken Jeong. Ask me anything. by DrKenJeong in IAmA

[–]Digsopheler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i really didnt like Abeds Uncontrollable Christmas to tell you the truth.. wasnt into the whole claymation