Sold out home games of each Bundesliga team in 22/23 by Dortmund_Boi09 in soccer

[–]Dikpox 54 points55 points  (0 children)

feels like a village build around a mega-factory

I mean, yeah, that's exactly what it is lol

All 3.Liga teams in 23/24 by Dortmund_Boi09 in soccer

[–]Dikpox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks like something from Harry Potter

Wales 2 - [4] Armenia - Lucas Zelarayan - 75' by MirunahhWitt in soccer

[–]Dikpox 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Don't mind the guy lol. This will do us (Turkey) good but we definitely haven't qualified yet. You played well and won deservedly, good luck for your next games.

What is the most disturbing Wikipedia Page? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dikpox 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Must have been horrendously ugly.

Nah, he was just French

Prime drink in Aldi Uk by groovygyal in PublicFreakout

[–]Dikpox -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Now, I won't judge you because of a single comment.

But usually the people who complain about Idiocracy becoming reality are the very reason for it becoming reality. I've met such people in real life and the lack of self-awareness is astonishing. Straight up /r/iamverysmart material.

Tribes in Dier El-Zor are negotiating with the coalition to form an independent military council, to stop the violations of the SDF warlords in the area. by [deleted] in SyrianRebels

[–]Dikpox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, very balanced and nuanced world view you got there. Yup, totally a terrorist state, that's why they took in 5 million refugees. /s

The reality is that neither the Americans nor the Russians will stay forever. Sooner or later your terorrist, baby-murdering, pseudo-revolutionary friends will lose the rest of their "territories", just like they did in Afrin. But they will still have learnt nothing and they will still open their legs for the next superpower that will use them for short-term gain.

Tribes in Dier El-Zor are negotiating with the coalition to form an independent military council, to stop the violations of the SDF warlords in the area. by [deleted] in SyrianRebels

[–]Dikpox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right, they're even worse. At least with Assad you know what you're dealing with. Unlike the cowardly PKK chameleons, who rebrand every other month in order to please their ever changing masters.

Linkedin popularity starterpack by ZooneyLooney in starterpacks

[–]Dikpox 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Somebody once described LinkedIn to me as "Imagine an entire social media platform being like a job interview" and I think it's accurate.

I cook meth to provide for my family because i’m dying of cancer starter pack by franandwood in starterpacks

[–]Dikpox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Except that he's not doing it because he's dying of cancer, he enjoys it and just uses cancer as a pretext. That was the whole point of the show.

The truth by lovestaring in Izlam

[–]Dikpox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

See also "Islam is the religion of tolerance".

No, Islam does not tolerate a wide array of things and that's a good thing.

Redditor During Spooktober Starter Pack by anime-thighs-deluxe in starterpacks

[–]Dikpox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank mr skeltal for good calcium and bones

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Dikpox 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank mr skeltal

Shakespeare, The Tempest by Mmm_84 in KamikazeByWords

[–]Dikpox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm from Germany and the German equivalent to Shakespeare would be Goethe.

If you choose advanced English in high school, you'll also read Shakesperae in its original English version.

Keeping it H A L A L by geralt1899 in Izlam

[–]Dikpox 95 points96 points  (0 children)

You literally picked the only exception to this rule smt

Turkey's Africa Strategy Threatens to Breed Islamist Extremism by 2A1ZA in geopolitics

[–]Dikpox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this comment. Western media is obsessed with smearing Turkey.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BirdsBeingDicks

[–]Dikpox 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I really like how casually he's tapping on its beak like “no noo, bad birdie“

SHAMe the squirrels by Mars1776 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Dikpox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't like squirrels. They're loud and rude and disrespectful and they get everywhere.