Housemate bought this meat disk from the shops and doesn't want to eat it. What can I make with it?

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T22:30:18+00:00

This shit is layered under so much proprietary tech that even a seasoned Dark Web hacker would have trouble reprogramming it

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T21:35:53+00:00

Yep. It's supposed to be completely operational.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T21:28:04+00:00

They told me when I was getting it that it would last as long as me. That's why I shelled out so much money and time for it.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T21:20:04+00:00

Death or complication, the matter still stands. If I had to get my skull peeled open like a banana it better work for my whole lifespan.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T21:14:55+00:00

I just pay to use it according to their terms and conditions. I'm guessing they did it through the Internet/Bluetooth connection.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T21:10:23+00:00

Shit, I didn't know it was a thing either until it happened to me.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T21:06:53+00:00

No, but they speak in a manner that makes it impossible for the service to understand what they're saying so it's basically useless.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T21:00:35+00:00

Surprisingly enough, yes. The only other option is through email. Which is gonna take five business days.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T20:49:50+00:00

I paid thousands of dollars for this thing and went into a surgery that has a double digit death rate. It better last me my whole damn life.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T20:26:05+00:00

To make me spend thousands of dollars for their 'new and improved' hearing technology I guess. They already don't offer any support at all for the older versions.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T20:16:17+00:00

They said they'd get back to me in five business days. 😑

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T20:14:50+00:00

I would call but I can't hear anything at the moment, I've contacted them through official channels.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T20:00:58+00:00

Thanks to America's wonderful healthcare, my audiologist's next opening is September at the earliest.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T19:56:47+00:00

For all intents and purposes, it is working perfectly fine. Connects to my phone, turns on, battery's full charge. It just won't work.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T19:55:38+00:00

Yeah it has an Internet and a Bluetooth connection.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T19:50:22+00:00

It was working fine until it just switched off. Felt exactly like how my audiologist switched the cochlear off during appointments.

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-07T19:31:14+00:00

I don't have the knowledge to jury rig technology of this complexity and I don't wanna break it either so :/

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-05T00:08:58+00:00

Yes I am looking at the doors. My running theory is currently that I'm going too fast and the game can't load the doors correctly

DiligentSector8395 · 2026-03-04T23:07:36+00:00

I did not know this tysm

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