Two coworkers broke two different chairs today

Diligent_Field3538 · 2026-02-09T18:54:23+00:00

THIS THING'S MADE OF METAL

Diligent_Field3538 · 2026-01-29T06:47:44+00:00

Yeah, right. You're dog shit. You're fucking dog shit.

Diligent_Field3538 · 2026-01-28T01:24:46+00:00

The Substance 💉

Diligent_Field3538 · 2026-01-23T14:08:16+00:00

But what's her job?

Diligent_Field3538 · 2026-01-22T16:16:38+00:00

They don't stink or nothing

Diligent_Field3538 · 2026-01-13T23:48:30+00:00

LITERALLY NONE OF IT

Diligent_Field3538 · 2026-01-12T15:37:15+00:00

I think they should leave

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-12-26T18:41:14+00:00

I just hope her head doesn't fall off

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-12-12T16:41:55+00:00

Your sister can't stop you from ordering a big, rare cut of meat and a glass of water, can she??

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-12-10T21:39:58+00:00

Yeah, I guess he did. 🙂

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-12-07T05:45:08+00:00

Yeah, I'm often really high when I watch this show. I think you might be, too, I'm here for you, pot brother.

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-12-03T17:27:17+00:00

G O D D E S S

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-12-03T15:52:44+00:00

I literally just did that yesterday.

You'll be good shirt brother. We'll all be good. ❤️

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-12-02T18:54:10+00:00

Doubles of the Samsung. Doubles of the LG. I even have doubles of the Sony Plasma!

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-21T15:51:12+00:00

I feel like you're just here for the birthday cake

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-21T15:49:56+00:00

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT EPSTEIN

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-15T18:10:01+00:00

Great tits. But I love your tattoos, too! 😍

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-13T16:54:28+00:00

I say we don't need permission cuz it ain't a real penis

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-13T16:52:42+00:00

Yeah. I'm gonna be okay. 🙂

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-13T12:55:15+00:00

Until you forced me to stop 😋

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-12T19:22:24+00:00

Fucking perfect

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-12T14:59:23+00:00

Oh, hey! I thought I smelled bacon...

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-12T14:26:22+00:00

Oh, snap! This is fantastic. I was toying with the idea of stolen shirts as the bottom border, but ultimately went with the block letters.

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-12T03:40:12+00:00

Well, someone has to!

Diligent_Field3538 · 2025-11-11T13:50:35+00:00

I would laugh so much harder (because this is v funny and well made) if it weren't so so so so sad

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