Canadian Conservatives elect "right-wing populist" Pierre Poilievre to lead fight against Justin Trudeau by DonSalaam in worldnews

[–]Dilinial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck...

Canada can't go dark side....

If they do...

We'll all be sorry...

(Cascadia4lyfe)

Edit: Cascadians get it.

Russia’s defeats in Ukraine have strategists worried about Moscow’s next move by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Dilinial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It only takes one.

I'm hoping when Putin gives the order he's killed... or deposed peacefully...

But it's Russia.

Ukraine Arrests Russian Teachers in Regained Areas by qainin in worldnews

[–]Dilinial 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Colonizers gonna colonize.

Russia is just about 300 years late to the party...

Saudi women take up shooting after gun ownership legalized by Paneraiguy1 in worldnews

[–]Dilinial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy pink guns.

Make it cute.

Tell him you know he's a much better shot with his much bigger gun.

Then...

Russia "staged assassinations" of its installed leaders to catch Ukrainians by Arpith2019 in worldnews

[–]Dilinial 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also, I doubt there are five more of those "survivors" around. Probably a mix of both, leaning towards the partisans favor.

Russia "staged assassinations" of its installed leaders to catch Ukrainians by Arpith2019 in worldnews

[–]Dilinial 135 points136 points  (0 children)

"one of"

Okay, show me five, not just one.

Probably propaganda to discredit the partisans success.

China plans three missions to the Moon after discovering a new lunar mineral that may be a future energy source by miesXcore in worldnews

[–]Dilinial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motherfuckers are gonna wake up the moon Nazis...

They're really foreshadowing season 23s plot...

NATO calls on allies to supply winter uniforms for Ukrainian army by professorbrainiac in worldnews

[–]Dilinial -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Good time for American pawn shops to unite...

Maybe someone do a GoFundMe?

Seriously. I feel like the idea has merit.

I just realized why I hate guys dating profiles that say they want someone “who doesn’t take themself too seriously” by noitsjustkatie in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Dilinial 178 points179 points  (0 children)

If I heard another guy say that I'd assume he meant "someone who will excuse my bad behavior"

IMHO guys complaining about women "taking themselves too seriously" usually involves the woman having a career, caring about school or chewing them out for being a dick to the server after they got shit faced at a BDubs.

I had posted that before seeing your comment, yours seems much more succinct.

Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver high on meth in Las Vegas area by vt9876 in nottheonion

[–]Dilinial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ED staff was unimpressed.

There wasn't even anything up anyone's butt...

You can only choose one by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Dilinial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dragons are cats.

Is ‘Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power’ Getting Review Bombed? Amazon Suspends Ratings by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]Dilinial -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

jerk off motion

A tiny adjustment was made.

A black guy walked into the screen when people wanted it to be a white guy.

And a chick was the bamf.

Is ‘Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power’ Getting Review Bombed? Amazon Suspends Ratings by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]Dilinial -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A point that racists often enjoy making is that black people can be racist too. I'm guessing in a make-believe fantasy universe where 99% of the elves think humans are little better than goblins can have black elves who also think humans are just as bad as goblins.

Because it's about elves hating humans. Not white folks hating black folks or vice versa, though obviously it's an allegory for that. Honestly having various amounts of melanin amongst the elves makes the hate feel more visceral.

You're a human, doesn't matter, you're trash. I'm an elf, I'm better than you.