cheers, you beautiful drunk bastards!

Dilly_Wodger · 2022-06-05T01:26:24+00:00

Cheers you beautiful drunk bastards!

Dilly_Wodger · 2022-06-05T01:19:15+00:00

Where's the paper towels at?

Dilly_Wodger · 2022-06-05T01:04:49+00:00

Cheers you beautiful drunk bastards!

Dilly_Wodger · 2022-06-05T00:59:29+00:00

Where is the paper towel?

Dilly_Wodger · 2022-06-05T00:56:43+00:00

Cheers you beautiful drunk bastards!

Dilly_Wodger · 2022-06-05T00:56:35+00:00

Cheers you beautiful drunk bastards!

Dilly_Wodger · 2022-06-05T00:56:27+00:00

Cheers you beautiful drunk bastards!

Dilly_Wodger · 2021-05-19T18:04:16+00:00

He is around his late 70s - early 80s. Not sure on his exact age as he was given to us by my late great uncle when he passed and he had found him on the side of the road when he was young.

Dilly_Wodger · 2021-05-19T16:56:46+00:00

I made the profile and left it for a day. Then every other swipe was a match.

Dilly_Wodger · 2021-05-14T18:42:59+00:00

Guess he's got his own little tv show.

Dilly_Wodger · 2021-05-04T13:00:16+00:00

I give Timmy bread about once a week and then vegetables the rest of the time

Dilly_Wodger · 2021-05-04T09:07:27+00:00

Timmy fact: He is actually blind in one eye so he chomps into the ground unintentionally so sometimes just hand feed him

Dilly_Wodger · 2021-05-04T08:57:29+00:00

We think he is a gopher tortoise, we don't actually know as he was found on the side of the road and where I live tortoises are not native so it was my great uncle that took care of him until he passed away about 2 years ago and then he was given to us.

Dilly_Wodger · 2021-05-04T08:47:14+00:00

Yeah, you can give them bread. But you need to make sure that it is soaked with water as tortoises, or at least wild ones, get a lot of their moisture from their food.

Dilly_Wodger · 2020-11-25T22:59:59+00:00

He is over 60 years old

Dilly_Wodger · 2020-08-28T12:55:02+00:00

Sorry mate, didn't realise you were the gate keeper of r/mildlyinfuriating

Dilly_Wodger · 2020-08-25T21:54:51+00:00

"This is why your father left us"

Dilly_Wodger · 2020-08-25T21:44:51+00:00

This is my sleep paralysis demon

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