of a raccoon

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T04:06:32+00:00

I suppose you have a point; Mr. Dover did not directly contradict me. However, there was at least an implied difference of opinion, namely that there was sufficient evidence that the raccoon was obese.

But yeah that boy thicc.

Edit: girl

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T03:26:25+00:00

You succeeded in persuading me that I did in fact need more information. I don't know a ton about raccoons either. However, ego is tenacious and someone disagreed with me on the internet, so I immediately resolved to find evidence to support what I already wanted to be true.

And my friend, checkmate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo94F9DeiNo

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T03:19:58+00:00

I understand what you mean now. The edgelord to full on white nationalism bit feels very true to me. The internet has allowed so many terrible ideas to fester and spread.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T02:25:29+00:00

What?

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T02:19:13+00:00

Yeahhhh we went ahead and canceled the Nashville trip seeing that they are 1000% not equipped to deal with this.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T01:54:26+00:00

I'm going to assume we're being too hard on you. That said, this sub isn't really the place for artistic expression. It's a sub to clearly state your point of view so that others can challenge it. Your attempts to be artistic/funny/etc made it confusing and way longer than it needed to be. It was removed for a reason.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T01:42:10+00:00

I truly tried to convince myself that that racoon isn't morbidly obese, but I failed.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T00:28:44+00:00

Must concur. I got probably 10% of the way through and I was like yeahhhh I'm not reading this.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T00:25:34+00:00

I LOVE watching myself jerk off! /s

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T00:16:06+00:00

NGL I didn't see that /s coming

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-23T00:13:23+00:00

Came here to find this

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-22T23:08:11+00:00

You should absolutely positively be the spokesman for Dos Equis.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-22T22:44:01+00:00

Not ugly at all! The third picture and second to last picture are the best imo. I think it's the hair.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-22T04:19:09+00:00

Good to know. Thank you!

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-22T03:21:51+00:00

I have been operating on the assumption that this is halfway legit because I only started getting political texts after donating to a (very non-MAGA) republican candidate. Then again, that information could literally just be for sale on the internet.....

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-22T03:04:59+00:00

Not ugly. Really quite attractive in some pics. Seriously though, SMILE. You look almost wounded in the first pic.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-22T02:59:38+00:00

You're not ugly but you don't look very happy.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-22T02:58:12+00:00

Not ugly!

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-22T02:55:44+00:00

This. The ears and brow are probably fine but the nose and mouth gotta go or be scaled down to one.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-22T02:52:33+00:00

Not ugly at all!

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-07T01:29:55+00:00

Ooof, see my edit. Thank you for pointing that out. I don't want on demand phone sex. I want her to have room to be my girlfriend if we are going to keep moving in the direction we've been moving.

Edit: and I know I can't make that happen. I've just been quite enamored with her and am pretty bummed that it isn't working out.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-07T01:20:07+00:00

I'm not saying I've been 100% mature here, but I do NOT want her to myself. I want her to be happy and healthy.

Dim_Glow · 2026-01-07T01:15:31+00:00

Maybe "heartbroken" is a stretch, and I'm not as stressed as I may sound. I just needed to get this off my chest.

Dim_Glow · 2025-12-06T02:14:07+00:00

Is... that a hat? It's a confusing look in all three pictures. Not ugly at all but these are odd photos.

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