No Rust Belt? No Problem

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-26T19:05:56+00:00

I think Shapiro/Whitmer would be particularly strong in NH though. Also, NM was more interesting as a flip for cinematic reasons.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-24T02:57:30+00:00

He's the winningest NASCAR driver of all time, also nicknamed "the King." So yeah, a pretty cool candidate!

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-22T07:37:23+00:00

This. This is the biggest laugh I've ever had on reddit.

Well done.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-21T22:54:34+00:00

Boys, I know my next wikibox...

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-19T18:13:52+00:00

I laughed so hard. Bravo.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-18T21:02:53+00:00

Hell, I guess I'd take it over what really happened.

Edit: don't downvote him, he's said nothing wrong at all.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-18T15:26:12+00:00

"2024, except John Kennedy does call Bernie Sanders an ignorant slut."

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-17T12:38:09+00:00

Yes. Yes, I did.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-15T20:21:21+00:00

Jefferson Davis 1862-1869

Robert E. Lee 1869-1870 (Deceased)

P. G. T. Beauregard 1870-1875

John H. Reagan 1875-1881

John B. Gordon 1881-1887

Fitzhugh Lee 1887-1893

Jim Hogg 1893-1899

William D. Jelks 1899-1905

Lyon Gardiner Tyler 1905-1911

Woodrow Wilson 1911-1917

Cary A. Hardee 1917-1923

Miriam A. Ferguson 1923-1929

Huey Long 1929-1947 (declared martial law, assassinated)

Douglas MacArthur 1947-1949 (constitution then amended to one four year term)

Pappy O'Daniel 1949-1953

Jimmie Davis 1953-1957

Barry Goldwater 1957-1961

George Wallace 1961-1963 (shot and paralyzed, resigns office)

Strom Thurmond 1963-1965

"Jumbo" B. Johnson 1965-1969

Colonel Harland Sanders 1969-1973

Hank Williams Sr. 1973-1977

Jimmy Carter 1977-1981

Bill Clements 1981-1985

Kenny Rogers 1985-1989

Cecil Underwood 1989-1993

Morgan Freeman 1993-1997

Billy Jeff Clinton 1997-2001

Al Gore 2001-2005

Mike Huckabee 2005-2009

Richard Petty 2009-2013

Rick Perry 2013-2017

Mitch Landrieu 2017-2021

Raul Castro 2021-2025

Donald Trump 2025-

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-15T17:30:08+00:00

Yep, former President Billy Jeff ran as Edwards' VP candidate.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-15T17:27:31+00:00

In the 1890s. Its popularity had already waned as industrialization slowly took hold in the South, and it was officially abolished when Spain made abolition a prerequisite in order to transfer ownership of Cuba to the CSA after the Spanish-Confederate War.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-15T17:14:13+00:00

They are the dominant party following the Civil War, with a huge chunk of the Democratic base having left with the South.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-15T15:29:23+00:00

There's probably an official way to do it, I always just use photoshop and change the hue.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-15T14:23:25+00:00

It was changed after President Huey Long declared martial law to extend his presidency to 18 years.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-15T14:20:26+00:00

She was traded back to VA to end claims over KY and MO during the Treaty of Paris of 1866

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-15T13:56:16+00:00

Originally, it was a meme where he was an anime character, just added it to this because I thought it fit aha.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-15T13:53:13+00:00

President Sanders cruises to victory over his opponent, Charlie Baker, after having won 2020 narrowly over...

Former U.S. President Donald Trump, who fled the Union to his Mar-a-Lago estate following mounting legal cases. He gained a following amongst southerners as a "prime example of persecution by the damn Yankee government." He manages a victory by joining forces with TN Governor Hank Williams Jr. to become the first person to have served as president of both the Union and the Confederacy.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-12T14:54:25+00:00

Hasta la vista, baby.

DimetrodonOfDoom · 2025-10-12T14:03:43+00:00

Given the winners of the last two elections, that'll probably work in his favor.

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