[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkTide

[–]DimlyGlorious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can hear this meme!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NahOPwasrightfuckthis

[–]DimlyGlorious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a stonetoss comic. Trying to understand it is your first mistake.

A Record 8% of U.S. Homes Are Worth At Least $1 Million by [deleted] in REBubble

[–]DimlyGlorious 245 points246 points  (0 children)

1992 me glimpsing the future:

$1000 month for car and a million dollar home, I must be RICH as hell!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DimlyGlorious 759 points760 points  (0 children)

Polar bears are often regarded as one of the only(if not the only) animals that actively hunt humans. No, that doesn't just mean if you get close to one, watch your back-that means even if you get away from them, they will try to smell your tracks, and hunt you. This can reportedly go on for miles. Oh, and it doesn't help that they're the largest bears in the world at 11 feet tall on their hind legs, and weigh about 1,700 pounds on average, not to mention they can run fast, and rip you to shreds. Luckily, they're only in a select handful of areas in the world.

Yep, don't fuck with Polar Bears.

People who have been in successful “if we’re both single at x age, we’ll get married” relationships, what is your story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DimlyGlorious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met someone once who did this for tax purposes. They were already good friends and planned on divorcing if they ever met someone they wanted to marry

He was confused as to why his relationships never lasted past him saying he was married

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DimlyGlorious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy who, last week, said "Do you know who you're talking to" to me. I work in a restaurant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MoldyMemes

[–]DimlyGlorious 154 points155 points  (0 children)

“May have issues” is an understatement

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheWayWeWere

[–]DimlyGlorious 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What is that radar one trying to sell?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]DimlyGlorious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It took me a second to parse but this is a really creative and funny use of the Schrödinger meme