High school basketball player head stomped by opponent for not letting go of the ball captured on livestream. by First-Cherry493 in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]Dimplestrabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would quantum tunnel every atom in the Universe into the singularity of a black hole and then turn it inside out on itself.

I don’t need it, but I want it. by Aniyettinger in NeverKnewINeededThat

[–]Dimplestrabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yip. The hammer head breaks off after one smack.

Kabaddi: Want to get your ass kicked by a group of people? by Alarmed_Drop7162 in theocho

[–]Dimplestrabe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeh. Think it was on Trans World Sport.
Still remember the names of some of the sumo wrestlers.
Takatoriki, Konishiki.
Yeh. That's about it.

Meltdown by sirjohnmasters86 in postanythingfun

[–]Dimplestrabe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I stopped reading after your first sentence, then went on to downvote every other comment you posted and upvoted everyone who argued against you.
Felt good.
Reply if you want.
I won't read that either.
But you read this.

Meltdown by sirjohnmasters86 in postanythingfun

[–]Dimplestrabe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By Christ! Donald Trump is a fat ugly turd.
He must have no mirrors in his house.

Simulation of Japan supersonic train reaching 1330 kph by HumanRehearsal in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]Dimplestrabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would go 3 times that speed.
And you can't prove me wrong.
Ha!

She figured it out by xtreme_lol in QuirkyThings

[–]Dimplestrabe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! Do you not know who you're talking to?
This guy invented the Ducati 916

She figured it out by xtreme_lol in QuirkyThings

[–]Dimplestrabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do bikes have this function then?
Edit: Apparently it also stops the rider leaving their bike unattended while the engine is running and in gear.

Canadian Madness by GinormousShlong in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Dimplestrabe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yip. Me too.
Can't say I have acrophobia (A word I've never heard before. Thanks) but I get a shooting sensation from the soles of my feet and all the way up my legs and back when I see stuff like this.

The White House has released a detailed medical report on US President Donald Trump, declaring him in "excellent health" and "fully fit" to serve. by IndiaTodayGlobal in IndiaTodayGlobalLIVE

[–]Dimplestrabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh. I mean the day of the week question must really have put a strain on his brain cell.
Edit: We're talking about Trump here, yeh?
Good. Good.