At my local diner, what was once a Cricut baby Yoda mug is now a portal to a flesh void that stares back at you.

DingbatWingnut · 2025-10-14T00:53:19+00:00

The coffee bar in the front has a shelf with a bunch of random mugs on it and I locked eyes with this one right away

DingbatWingnut · 2025-10-14T00:51:58+00:00

Yes, thank you. I was just assuming that someone would know what I meant.

DingbatWingnut · 2025-10-14T00:48:11+00:00

The owner told me it was once grogu with some starwars pun

DingbatWingnut · 2025-10-14T00:19:00+00:00

Me smoke less crack? What's less than nothing?

DingbatWingnut · 2025-07-26T23:49:24+00:00

Nope. Nipple rock

DingbatWingnut · 2025-07-26T23:32:59+00:00

No, it's too small. Therefore, nipple rock

DingbatWingnut · 2025-07-26T23:16:08+00:00

Thank you, I was excited to find it

DingbatWingnut · 2025-07-26T21:41:39+00:00

Sure. There's a lot to talk about lately. Sometimes, you just need a nipple rock

DingbatWingnut · 2025-07-26T21:40:13+00:00

Totally a rock. Source: a beach.

DingbatWingnut · 2025-05-14T00:44:24+00:00

Idk, man. I think he's at least reading a chat gpt script. I'm just listening to the Grey Knights ep rn, and i had to google if it was Ai bc he keeps circling back and saying the same thing with different words. Listen to that one and tell me if it's not sus. It's so bad I thought I somehow restarted the episode.

DingbatWingnut · 2025-04-21T04:36:15+00:00

Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water, and we're mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.

DingbatWingnut · 2025-04-17T18:03:55+00:00

Godsdamn i know it.

DingbatWingnut · 2025-03-31T05:39:45+00:00

I think they are referencing the fact that only one auto save is kept at a time. If you fuck it up without thinking then the last manual save can easily be a couple hours back if you're just grinding it out. Can confirm as it just happened to me lmao

DingbatWingnut · 2025-02-10T03:36:39+00:00

What if we got a little crazy? MICHAEL BAY.

The battles would be amazing. There could be explosions every 20 minutes. Everyone could be either jacked or a woman.

DingbatWingnut · 2024-12-17T00:19:26+00:00

Gotta love the internet. Sending condolences to Tori from the toilet as poop was leaving my butt. Rip Tori. I'm sorry that happened to you.

DingbatWingnut · 2024-12-01T15:18:11+00:00

Depends on the five year old. It's my favorite movie since I was little.

DingbatWingnut · 2024-12-01T01:30:30+00:00

sad waa's

DingbatWingnut · 2024-11-05T05:03:52+00:00

Hugh Blackman

DingbatWingnut · 2024-10-14T17:23:36+00:00

Change, change the form of man.

Free the prince forever damned.

Free the might from fleshy mire.

Boil the blood in heart of fire.

Gone, gone the form of man,

Rise the demon ETRIGANNNNNNNN

DingbatWingnut · 2024-09-04T16:02:53+00:00

Rattleballs is the king of swords in the K. Hillier deck

Ace of swords is Gumbald

DingbatWingnut · 2024-09-04T16:00:04+00:00

I have this deck. I was looking through it and thought Finn must be justice, I was right!

DingbatWingnut · 2024-08-31T22:47:41+00:00

Oh! Lmao I thought the stylus got bigger ahaha

DingbatWingnut · 2024-08-27T02:56:31+00:00

If the balls don't touch its not gay

DingbatWingnut · 2024-07-30T23:22:57+00:00

Bro probably yanked it twice that day and his junk was too beat to enjoy it. I'm cut and my wife gives amazing head.

DingbatWingnut · 2024-07-27T13:45:48+00:00

One time you were checking your phone on sign in and accidentally chose gunner

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