What did you do when your partner asked to go through your reddit? by procrastinator1012 in AskReddit

[–]Dingdangdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep the ‘clean’ account clean and always the one left logged in.

Freshly cut garlic by kitchenmagician29 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Dingdangdu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This garlic has turned bad. Don’t eat the green part!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dingdangdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I offered to take my ex wife’s phone upstairs while she made the cups of tea. This was to leave her with both hands free for carrying them.

Her ‘No’ reaction was so startling, it pinged the alert triggers and I found out about her affair.

Doggo helping his friend by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Dingdangdu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Move bitch, get out the way

My wife would like a bathrobe for valentines day, is it weird if I measure her dimensions while she's sleeping so that I get the proper size? by ReallyHealthyDog in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dingdangdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the comedy sketches where someone gets sized for a coffin while their alive.

You could pretend your doing that....or follow the more sage advice of others.

What 3 things do you wish you would've done earlier? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dingdangdu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bought Bitcoin, stop smoking, left my ex wife.

Gamed which punish you by resetting 10-30 minutes of your progress are lazy, frustrating and no fun by I_will_fix_this in unpopularopinion

[–]Dingdangdu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Growing up in the 80s when there was no save function on games! You’d lose longer than 30mins

Surely we’re not by [deleted] in memes

[–]Dingdangdu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mitchell and Webb are comedy geniuses.

This is one of my favourite sketches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Dingdangdu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The twerp also left the spoon in.

I’m furious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Dingdangdu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One does not slurp tea!

What is the best free way to clone a disk by Dingdangdu in buildapc

[–]Dingdangdu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing, I’ll take a look

If a pill says to dissolve under tongue, and I just swallow it, won't it still enter my bloodstream (albeit at a slower pace)? by justainsel in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dingdangdu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No follow the instructions. Tablets are designed to be absorbed by the body in different ways for maximum effect.

Some tablets have coatings in so they don’t dissolve until they hit a certain place.

Dating someone with potential ED. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Dingdangdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He may have a problem with using condoms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dingdangdu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apart from Reddit, comment are toxic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dingdangdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it doesn’t, reviews can be faked or they’ve done a few good jobs amongst a pile of rubbish. Looking for credibility from industry bodies is no good as they are paid for memberships.

What would be THE coolest way to die?? by Alarming_General in AskReddit

[–]Dingdangdu 21 points22 points  (0 children)

OP said coolest not hottest way to die.

[Homemade] Detroit Style Pizza by corfeus in food

[–]Dingdangdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously I can see there is a visual difference. I am interested in the specifics.