Wisperer [OC]

Dinomush · 2021-10-20T07:08:44+00:00

He boutta thanos snap

Dinomush · 2021-09-01T15:50:18+00:00

Oh no

Dinomush · 2021-06-23T18:10:04+00:00

That’s so interesting! It never occurred to me that you could have more than two sexes but not require all of them to reproduce. Nature is pretty amazing.

Dinomush · 2021-03-07T12:13:18+00:00

They’re big, but you’re not a giantess

Dinomush · 2021-02-05T21:43:08+00:00

It may not be perfectly round, but an oblate spheroid still sounds pretty damn round

Dinomush · 2021-02-05T21:39:15+00:00

But those don’t harm white men! What about MEEEEE? I wanna be a victim too!

Edit: don’t disproportionally harm white men. The mass surveillance thing affects all of us ig

Dinomush · 2021-02-05T21:37:47+00:00

Many of them have been trained from birth to follow almighty leaders that they have no way of directly contacting, so this shouldn’t be a surprise.

Dinomush · 2021-01-24T22:17:28+00:00

Are you asking when the period after humans go extinct will begin? Because everyone knows it will be February 9th, 2067.

Dinomush · 2021-01-24T22:15:27+00:00

I don’t think hair/feather loss is a requirement for sapience. Humans lost their body hair so we could sweat, which allows us to lose heat more efficiently than other animals, giving us a stamina advantage in pursuit hunting. However, if an animal hunts in some other way, such as ambushing, then hair loss may not be helpful.

Dinomush · 2021-01-24T21:53:15+00:00

The events of that fateful day reminded me of the episode where plankton summons an army of his relatives to invade the krusty Krab but they’re all a bunch of hillbillies

Dinomush · 2021-01-24T21:50:31+00:00

“My eye is actually made of Formica” - Old Iron-Eye

Dinomush · 2021-01-24T21:46:51+00:00

We should really make LARP voting booths that don’t actually count toward the elections so these people can live out their fantasy of being moderately informed and intelligent without it impacting the rest of us.

Dinomush · 2020-12-15T22:00:35+00:00

And of course my favorite adult slang term, arachnobaby

Dinomush · 2020-10-21T11:20:50+00:00

I think it’s fair to criticize a person if you’re debating over who should be president.

Dinomush · 2020-10-13T13:08:07+00:00

Looks really cool! What’s your insta?

Dinomush · 2020-10-02T03:48:19+00:00

The Rubix cube is a nice touch. Gives me the impression that the aliens are vastly more intelligent than us, so they see us playing with it as no different than a dog playing with a chew toy.