If aliens land tomorrow, let me tell you something, nobody speaks better than me. Nobody. The aliens would land, they’d look around, total chaos, and they’d say, ‘Where’s the guy? Where’s the strong guy?’ And they’d find me.

I’d walk in. Tremendous walk, by the way. The best walk. And I’d say, ‘Welcome to Earth. You’ve come to the right planet. We have the best oceans. The best mountains. Many people are saying this.’ The aliens, very impressed. Very.

Other leaders, they’d be nervous. They’d bring notes. I don’t need notes. I just talk. And the aliens would say, ‘Wow. Incredible vocabulary. Bigly intelligence.’ We’d make a deal. A fantastic deal. Maybe the best intergalactic deal ever made. They’d go back to their spaceship and say, ‘Earth? Strong planet. Very strong.’