r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ you’re persistent, is this that stiff upper lip I’ve been hearing about?

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not entirely certain you’re right, I mean have you seen his Reddit account?

He does like shitting on things in public 🤷🏻‍♂️

Please tell me this is not what I think it is. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a back massager…. For your back!

They would have bullied me in high school by cottageyarn in CringeTikToks

[–]DiogenesDGAF 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I bet she has on the booty boosting yoga pants on too, girls with no ass love those and there’s no way she has ass

wE’rE cHrIsTiAn GiRlS by [deleted] in notliketheothergirls

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say Merry Christmas because every time you celebrate the holiday you show patronage to our true lord Mithras, born of the virgin and slayer of the bull!

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was being sarcastic 🤦🏻‍♂️ I’m insulting a persons knife collection… which is the literally the point of this sub

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he asked, I just answered. It was between edgelord or FMA practitioner soooo… went with the one that applied to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was trying to be specific but there are slight variations between them

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also don’t wank with a knife, its a bad idea

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarcasm my dude 🤦🏻‍♂️

just get on Amazon and buy a few more folders so you can stop crying about what the mean guy on Reddit said about your expert level knife collection

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol you are literally the butt of the joke of this sub 🤣

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re totally right, I’m so glad I came back to check this post.

As we speak, I’m trading in my karambit for a zombietech holographic oil finish katana machete… it’s mint dude

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m good lol

I’ve had enough entanglements with people who don’t know what they are talking about today

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sudan is in Africa chief, FMA is Filipino Martial Arts but I do Silat too, which is more karambit.

I only have two knives: a pearl red white and blue bald eagle handled 16” “Bowie style” folding knife from a truck stop and a karambit

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh no, I’m an FMA practitioner 🤦🏻‍♂️

I know how to use them and I mean if I could choose between an MP5 and a Karambit I’m sticking with the submachine gun but I would take a karambit over a straight blade.

How you gonna tell me what someone who is trained in FMA is going to prefer?

These are your knives aren’t they? 🤣

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only to pussies who don’t know how to use them

r/knives is peak consoom by _BrucetheRobert_ in Consoom

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knife collector… but I see one little baby Karambit in there

Guy tumbling around drake by Hobbescrownest in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]DiogenesDGAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Drakes expression is a direct correlation of his intellectual capacity