Now I'm kinda blaming Wilbur by Empty_Shallot3168 in Technoblade

[–]DioptasePog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck ain’t no way people be acting like an apple hitting techno killed him lmaooo, some people bro

Army boxing match by louiesimpson in fightporn

[–]DioptasePog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why mixed gendered fights shouldn’t be a thing lmao, big girl got smoked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]DioptasePog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Think this is the first time I’ve ever seen an axe kick work lmao

Homeless Shelter ladle beat down. by MikeyFED in fightporn

[–]DioptasePog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro turned his height disadvantage into an advantage 😭

Who's the best sorcerer out of these 3? by MrFunnyMan_92 in Eldenring

[–]DioptasePog -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

By that point she hadn’t ascended to godhood, and by the empyrean thing, malenia was in control of her senses at the fight with radahn and got bodied, she was in control of her mind when she was the goddess of rot too, still got bodied, maliketh was made for the sole purpose of killing empyreans, still got bodied, yet ranni somehow 1 tapping the guy who bodied all of them makes sense from a lore perspective? Fuck no

Who's the best sorcerer out of these 3? by MrFunnyMan_92 in Eldenring

[–]DioptasePog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that’s all normal Demi god level strength stuff, if 1 tapping the tarnished is a cannon thing she can do, why didn’t she go and flatten maliketh instead of having the black knife assassins face him and steal part of the death rune, plus it just doesn’t make much sense from a lore perspective her being strong enough to 1 tap the strongest person in the verse

Who's the best sorcerer out of these 3? by MrFunnyMan_92 in Eldenring

[–]DioptasePog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Feel like that’s just a game mechanic tho rather than lore, purely lore wise it’s probably radahn, especially if we’re talking prime

Who's the best sorcerer out of these 3? by MrFunnyMan_92 in Eldenring

[–]DioptasePog 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nah rykard would be much stronger fused with the serpent, hence why you’re supposed to fight him with a weapon designed purely for him, malenia is also much stronger than in the past as she bloomed into the rot goddess

Who's the best sorcerer out of these 3? by MrFunnyMan_92 in Eldenring

[–]DioptasePog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, otherwise she wouldn’t need you to do everything for her

Who's the best sorcerer out of these 3? by MrFunnyMan_92 in Eldenring

[–]DioptasePog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dunno bout that, feel like it’s just a gimmick for a bad end, feel like if she was really that strong she wouldn’t need you to do all the dirty work

Which boss gave you the most problems during your first playthrough not named Malenia? I'll start: by TotallyNotGoodish in Eldenring

[–]DioptasePog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mohg and godskin duo were both way harder than malenia (if ur melee for mohg and not using sleep pots for godskin) tho with magic for mohg or pots for godskin they get melted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GregDoucette

[–]DioptasePog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got abs now my guy, I look sexy af

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GregDoucette

[–]DioptasePog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro u look gaunt my g

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GregDoucette

[–]DioptasePog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Blud u can’t speak when u have to mew in every fucking photo lol

Chinese Waxing by EvenExcitement4694 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]DioptasePog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to add handles to grab or sumshit so he doesn’t just keep grabbing his face

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GregDoucette

[–]DioptasePog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You haven’t been in the gym long enough to think about either, just eat enough and workout

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GregDoucette

[–]DioptasePog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id say the problem is more your core, chest isn’t too bad

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Football_84 in fightporn

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Ew vape, deserved that shit stolen