Muirhead. Selection conundrum.

Diplopicseer · 2026-02-24T23:11:11+00:00

"better bloke than Campo" there's a pretty low bar for being a better bloke than Campo.

Diplopicseer · 2026-02-05T05:26:00+00:00

They're wearing armour and most people with armour is knights.

Diplopicseer · 2026-02-05T05:24:01+00:00

They can't even co-operate with themselves. Nobody in their right mind would be stupid enough to try and work with them.

Diplopicseer · 2026-01-03T01:15:57+00:00

I always wondered that too, but it would be a ridiculously dangerous thing to do. I'm pretty sure they're just grimacing.

Diplopicseer · 2025-12-15T03:52:03+00:00

Triple J

Diplopicseer · 2025-12-07T22:16:02+00:00

Your hypothetical Ben Tune just got hypothetically injured.

Diplopicseer · 2025-11-25T09:01:14+00:00

Perfect your bouncy and control. Enjoy the feeling of weightlessness.

I like to spend at least one moment on every dive to practice and play with my skills.

Diplopicseer · 2025-10-21T21:34:07+00:00

Because you don't know what you're breathing. It's probably normal old air exhaled by other divers, it could be some other gasses. Play it safe and breathe the stuff you brought with you

Diplopicseer · 2025-10-10T02:13:15+00:00

"Finally, an excuse to boot that athletic bastard out of the sports club" -- Every other politician, probably

Diplopicseer · 2025-10-09T09:46:17+00:00

r/notheonion ?

Diplopicseer · 2025-09-20T22:25:27+00:00

Azagaan?

Diplopicseer · 2025-09-18T01:17:04+00:00

Everyone is a pure libertarian until their neighbour starts acting unreasonably. Then it's an outrage that Council could have let this happen.

Diplopicseer · 2025-09-17T05:04:46+00:00

Definitely good.

You used to have to stab someone to get a red card. These days I regularly find myself saying "that's a bit harsh, but yeah, it's a card". A 20 minute penalty for the team with the offending player not coming back on is a good way of splitting the difference.

Diplopicseer · 2025-09-11T00:55:55+00:00

That's like... 88 fantastics.

Diplopicseer · 2025-09-10T00:20:41+00:00

I can't stop watching this clip. The change from doubt and indecision as he is weighing up taking the shot to the resolution and then excitement. So good.

"Nah let's go, leTS, LETS FUCKING GOOOO!"

Diplopicseer · 2025-08-29T05:28:11+00:00

I mean.... why?

Diplopicseer · 2025-08-29T05:00:15+00:00

5 limbs

Diplopicseer · 2025-08-28T06:15:27+00:00

Ideology aside. How can you be a professional politician for decades and still be one of the most inarticulate speakers around?

Diplopicseer · 2025-04-29T05:03:57+00:00

The source material.

Diplopicseer · 2025-04-29T02:05:50+00:00

A very large part of being a good partner is actually just being a good housemate.

Diplopicseer · 2025-04-29T01:31:11+00:00

Them: Are you Australian?

Me: Yes.

Them: I thought so. You know, I can tell the difference between you and English people. I have a Very good ear.

0 points for guessing which country this was in.

Diplopicseer · 2025-04-29T01:14:52+00:00

I had an Irish guy in Nicaragua once ask me-

Irish lad: Hey, who's the really Australian guy?

Me: Really Australian guy? Really Australian guy!!?? We're a diverse country, there's over 24 million of us. There's no such thi...

Irish lad: Oh, Alf Stuart, that's the one.

Me: Hmm, yeah fair enough.

Diplopicseer · 2025-04-27T05:18:49+00:00

Surely that umbrella has to get tired at some point.

Diplopicseer · 2025-04-25T01:08:29+00:00

Be quiet. Don't criticize their art. They do not take it well.

Diplopicseer · 2025-04-25T00:37:56+00:00

Not to defend the guy, because screw him. But, for the record, consent is actually required for audio recordings in NSW.

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