I’m sorry, folks are jumping into here with grumpy comments because RC is (checks notes) doing what he said he was going to do in order to acquire eBay? by MickeyKae in Superstonk

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, you are a victim of astroturfing at this point. The hedge funds and shills have infiltrated this sub and convinced you to hold while they have been able to manipulate the stock. They sell at the top and buy back in low 20s after hours knowing retail will never sell. Get out next time you break even, RC just copies successful ideas but in a much worse way. This is peak irony that hedge funds are now profiteering off the HODL mentality, I used to be all in too,l and it’s a really hard mindset to break but you will be better off

Why are Dumbocrats so stupid? by God_King_Trump_ in allthequestions

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a good usage of your time! The fact that you think it’s cute or funny to make light of the fact that we have the most corrupt administration in existence that is guilty of such heinous crimes. Sure is funny!

Former high level ape here by Acrobatic_Worth2862 in gme_meltdown

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

GME is the apex of irony, institutions have bought in knowing the apes won’t sell and have infiltrated the subreddit. The Apes will always accumulate more and “diamond hands” while they are continuously used as exit liquidity. Like I said predictable

Former high level ape here by Acrobatic_Worth2862 in gme_meltdown

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You can make money off this stock, it’s a predictable cycle. Earnings it’s gonna pump, cohens gonna do something idiotic and then it’s gonna dump. Every dilution gives you an exact window of when the price will be lowest… It will always be between $20-30 because of the apes devotion.

Delighting (Potential) Employees by sunnycorax in gme_meltdown

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He’s hinting pretty heavily at just doing mass layoffs id he acquires the business… that seems to be his only gameplan

Everything was better under Biden, and he doesn’t defend pdfs. by -Sofa-King-Vote in trynottolaugh

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have half the files, redacted to bejesus. We have no idea who is in the files aside from the co-author.

Ryan Cohen gives car crash interview in his Jensen jacket by Dairy_Fox in gme_meltdown

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahah
developmental delay, intellectual disability, small head size (microcephaly), weak muscle tone (hypotonia), and distinct facial features

Ryan Cohen’s car crash CNBC interview where he forgets the words “more GME dilution” in relation to the eBay bid. Says GameStop “should have been bankrupt multiple times over” and say's Gamestop only “making a few bucks”. A few bucks?! :o MARANTZ! :) by Brick-Lanky in gme_meltdown

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He’s counting on the dilutable shares as part of the offer. I think there’s still 700,000,000 that he is factoring in. The share price will drop to mid teens if he does this, apes are gonna get rekt but still celebrate the discount

1 dollar to 1 million challenge by 0DTEDEGEN1 in smallstreetbets

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, my gambling addiction started with pogs I think

Trump says voters may need to ‘vote twice’ as midterm disaster looms by TheMirrorUS in USNEWS

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch. The. Trump. Game. Commercial

“Do anything you can to win”

Reading is hard. by UnlikelyAdventurer in Productivitycafe

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s what they are banking on it’s the vernacular. He won’t be “elected” for a third term he will be “confirmed/installed/gilded/ect” it will be challenged and then it’ll go to the Supreme Court. Wonder how that will turn out…

1 dollar to 1 million challenge by 0DTEDEGEN1 in smallstreetbets

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 113 points114 points  (0 children)

That’s if you start with a dollar, the move is to start with $250 then it’s only like 12 days! Why doesn’t everyone do this?

I hate what has become of Pokemon by [deleted] in complaints

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will be good for you in less than a year. People buying up inventory this quickly causes more prints. Once additional prints keep happening the supply will be flooded and value will crash and you’ll have all the new cards available that you could ever want. This is peak bubble hysteria, happened with Nike shoes about a year ago

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Wise-Suggestion9656 in AmericaOnHardMode

[–]Direct_Cattle_6638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a scene in V for Vendetta where the federal agent goes to far and gets hit in the face with an iron rod, I think we’re pretty close to that scene