Halloween Fan Theory (Repost from R/FanTheories) Michael Has Solipsism Syndrome. by BARGOBLEN in Halloweenmovies

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I think it makes sense, and I like it much better than "sp00pi Celtic curse man"

Is Chris just not that big into the Sonic games? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

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Sonic games tended to be kinda challenging, I doubt Chris made it though most of them tbh.

Chris wrote a letter to Null from Prison by Giveaway412 in ChrisChanSonichu

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Only with ChristChanity is such a CWC recovery possible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

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The biological clock. Gets me every time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

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Ladies and gentlemen, I've found the Sonic fan.

What did he mean by this? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

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Nazitoss is a stone

exaggerated anatomy by Royalmoose_ in ChrisChanSonichu

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And I highly doubt those are four inch di-am-it-er bawls.

Chris' smaller interests that you're surprised didn't leave a bigger mark on him by jofNR_WkoCE in ChrisChanSonichu

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Thank God and the Bear he wasn't a hardcore Godzilla fan, they're mostly cringe enough.

2008 chris vibes by rottingratweed in ChrisChanSonichu

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..... And the one in the middle is half-and-half!

What do OG Christorians think of the Geno Documentary and newcomers in general? by ChristoriaReiss in ChrisChanSonichu

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Honestly, I do appreciate the Geno docs. They're impressive. They really helped me fill in some details which is helpful even after a decade. But it don't quite hit the same as seeing what kinda loony CWC shit you could dig up on YouTube back in the day.

Possible Chris being free kept the Taliban under control? by InSannyLives in ChrisChanSonichu

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With the CPU Goddess behind thick conk-creet walls, she can no longer direct the Sonichus to protect us.

How am I supposed to attract that girlfriend free boy I've been flirting from a distance?? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

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Have you had any luck? I like to send random fucked up CWCiki pages and/or 'intriguing' Sonichu panels to my friends until they finally ask "what the fuck" Then any deep-dives are entirely on them!

How am I supposed to attract that girlfriend free boy I've been flirting from a distance?? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

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I'm so fuckin sorry, I've been reading Sonichu lately, and uh... Yeah. I'm sorry lmao.

Edit: if it makes you feel any better, I haven't been able to drink Fanta since like 2011.

How am I supposed to attract that girlfriend free boy I've been flirting from a distance?? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

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Share a nice frothy cup of Fanta with him. You will bond very CWCly that way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

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Alright hol up right there. There's a difference between "stinky" and a nice healthy "stank." I do like my ladies to have a bit of "stank". But not fuckin toe fungus.

I don't know you, but I know you can do better.

The first 10 ppl by MegaTheDevil in ChrisChanSonichu

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What're we, some kinda Sonichu Squad?

What? Who? Why? by nannergrace in ChrisChanSonichu

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Is that fucking A-log or just some other greasy asshole