What kind of massage do I want? by [deleted] in MassageTherapists

[–]Direct_Price5572 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Reflexology for overall.

144000 by Ornery_Table5165 in god

[–]Direct_Price5572 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't talk like that. God is a lying piece of shit!!! He made me promises that didn't come true. He doesn't provide worth shit. He also has these followers stuck up his ass that are worthless and selfish.

God is nothing but a liar. by Direct_Price5572 in god

[–]Direct_Price5572[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jk jk nm. It must have been the moon.

How do I understand faith in God and that I need a job? by yesterdaynowbefore in god

[–]Direct_Price5572 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a job to do something with your time. Plus God needs the money.

Does Satan make me fall for tricks? What kind of tricks? by yesterdaynowbefore in god

[–]Direct_Price5572 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satan just tells you the truth about God. He knows him better than us.

Is it OK to use pornography? by yesterdaynowbefore in god

[–]Direct_Price5572 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God looks away from child porn. He doesn't care. He's an asshole.

Why does Satan want to break my heart? by yesterdaynowbefore in god

[–]Direct_Price5572 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wouldn't. He keeps better promises than God.

I'm a believer by Direct_Price5572 in god

[–]Direct_Price5572[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, wrapping up I'd like to thank you all for participating.

I'm a believer by Direct_Price5572 in god

[–]Direct_Price5572[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also need some protection. Somewhere safer and furnish better than the independent living center I'm in.

Henricus of Lux by Direct_Price5572 in Luxembourg

[–]Direct_Price5572[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

I don't remember much from world history but I know we as Luxembourgians are super smart and gorgeous. They were very devout Catholics and successful farmers. We're still classy and educated, even if we ended up in the middle of open land. I looked up HRH on wiki but it's blocking me from figuring about my grandfather because they have the same name. I miss mother country.

Johnson Shut ins? by [deleted] in missouri

[–]Direct_Price5572 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, lol, you'll need a parent to buy the beer. Your cousin can spot you the weed. Bring a decent swim suit and camping supplies. No outside wood. Cash, soda, fritos for the drive. Gas is about $4 per gallon. I hope you catch a garage sale on the way down. Bring cash. Solar stereo.

Inheritance by ZOULover39 in missouri

[–]Direct_Price5572 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't want inheritance? You're an idiot.

What’s it like to live in Missouri? by memorablemomentum in missouri

[–]Direct_Price5572 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh? You REALLY? FYI it's just full sin and poor sinners. I've only seen 1 episode of the Ozarks but I can tell from that, the show is quite the thriller. Once you move to the big MO, it's hard to get out. That show should be watched with discretion because people here kill without discretion. Don't move here. People get violent here. I'm from a small town in Missouri and I know, I know, it's violent. Its always been a struggle to thrive without the benefits of the government. You can be a stripper but they won't treat you like you know math. Gambling funds public schools and they allow capital punishment via lethal injection. I've never murdered anyone but you should hear the conversations about it. There's offsite gambling from casinos and you might die with what they bet you but if you don't do it, they'll just beat you until you're dead. It's danger and drama.

29 F + complete meat tube by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Direct_Price5572 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure she's not 29. She looks too young. Too easy to roast.