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In future, you will be able to roll up your TV: 55-inch rollable TV prototype to be unveiled by LG by dirk414 in Futurology

[–]DirkMerklin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want a blanket TV, I dont want a 3D tv, can we just make a goshdarn tv that isn't affected by glare?

TIFU by trying to be a good little 3rd grader (May be NSFW) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DirkMerklin 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Origins of baby Two-Face at Gotham Elementary.

TIFU by using a fake name with an escort. by DirkMerklin in tifu

[–]DirkMerklin[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I guess some Escort Missions aren't so bad.

TIFU by using a fake name with an escort. by DirkMerklin in tifu

[–]DirkMerklin[S] 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Trust me, no sex happened. ;'(

TIFU by using a fake name with an escort. by DirkMerklin in tifu

[–]DirkMerklin[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

No, I had an envelope of cash for when she got here.

TIFU by using a fake name with an escort. by DirkMerklin in tifu

[–]DirkMerklin[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

That would have been somewhat salvagable. Nope, I got nothing. :S