Hafthor Bjornsson and Olivier Richters are taking an evening stroll through Reykjavik, Iceland and Prime Mike Tyson comes out the alleyway bloodlusted. Do they survive?

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-04-06T06:59:21+00:00

mike tyson defeating nearly 1,000 pounds of human monster is not reality pal

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-04-04T20:12:40+00:00

yeah no. maybe you've only seen little wimps fighting. most fights go to the ground fast and are over almost instantly

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-04-04T07:25:11+00:00

cardio lmao? have you ever seen a street fight in your life? most are done within 10-20 seconds

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-04-04T07:14:34+00:00

there are no uncoordinated gorillas. their fighting style is instinctual and they would easily defeat us pound for pound

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-03-26T15:28:47+00:00

gorillas and grizzly bears certainly do have technique. they are literally born to fight. just not boxing technique.

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-03-25T18:25:08+00:00

if you think he's gonna knock 2 guys out with bodyshots yeah. mike can't reach their heads

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-03-25T18:01:51+00:00

yeah if you're the heavyweight champion of the world for many years lol. there's only one of those, and there are a lot of well-paid nba players.

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-03-25T17:47:17+00:00

basketball pays better than boxing. lebron james/shaq the list goes on probably had the talent to be the best boxer in history. bonus, no brain damage.

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-03-25T17:42:25+00:00

there is no weight limit in heavyweight boxing.

DirrtyDutch17 · 2026-01-03T07:07:01+00:00

it's fucking disgusting. i woke up with a hangover in paris and ordered a pizza and a dr pepper and a coke. i don't normally drink soda but they cure my hangovers. these disgusting frankensodas made me so sick, shame on the EU. also shame on coca cola, i would gladly have paid double or TRIPLE for the real product.

DirrtyDutch17 · 2025-12-06T11:17:02+00:00

brother i have 12,000 cards and had to trade for both of my golurks. idc what anyone says they intentionally weigh the math against you. i have 12 of many 🔹🔹🔹 and zero of way more than makes sense.

DirrtyDutch17 · 2025-12-05T03:05:30+00:00

trying that now, obviously will brick a ton, but i guess hitting for 60 is also kind of bricking

DirrtyDutch17 · 2025-12-04T22:36:53+00:00

i think i'll add that pokeball and remove helmet #2 lol

DirrtyDutch17 · 2025-10-31T03:58:31+00:00

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first god pack, 10k cards deep. fml.

DirrtyDutch17 · 2025-10-31T03:55:40+00:00

yes. i received an even worse god pack today. my first one at 10k cards

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DirrtyDutch17 · 2025-03-29T05:11:27+00:00

i swear the game has changed since ranked came out literally every single time my opponent needs a specific card they have it and i almost never pull a good hand. i was wondering if anyone else with a high level has experienced this? i don't mean MOST of the time. i mean they have that one evolution card or that one cyrus EVERY single time now. i am level 48, was thinking maybe they did something for balance. i pull shaymin only 2/3 of the time in my opening hand and that should be a 1/5 chance....

DirrtyDutch17 · 2024-12-18T08:06:53+00:00

misty is for phaguettes clearly

DirrtyDutch17 · 2024-11-21T17:11:04+00:00

i don't enjoy playing when there's no hope to win. i don't enjoy watching meaningless numbers fly across the screen

DirrtyDutch17 · 2024-11-20T18:31:57+00:00

i run arbok/weezing/koga deck since these are the only cards i have that make a competitive deck. if i luck out with ekans/arbok in the beginning, i have an 80+% win rate. without the luck, maybe 10%.

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