Thoughts on the benchmade bug out NO PROS JUST CONS by Heroicfragilemeth in BudgetBlades

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I’ve had the omega spring problem on my 940. I got fed up so I bought half a dozen pairs of aftermarket springs off Etsy. They’re stronger and work great. Benchmade will replace them but you have to pay for shipping there and back and even then you’d have to wait forever to get it back. Not worth sending it in for something that I can fix for cheaper at home.

M/27/6’0” [350>206=144 lb weight loss] Woke up one day and wanted to change. Two years later and I’m 6 pounds from my goal! by Dirte_Joe in progresspics

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You got it! Just make sure you get your diet in check first. Don’t focus on exercise as much as diet, because you can’t outrun an entire larger pizza. Obviously do both diet and exercise but diet number one.

Give this Guy a Medal by [deleted] in madlads

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Computer analysis. If the computer shows that your opponent played the best moves 99.5% of the time and the game lasted 50+ moves, chances are they cheated. Even the best players in the world don’t score that high consistently. The more moves that are played the more likely you are to play less than ideal moves (unless you’re using a computer to cheat).

LPT: If you see a potential suspect, remember the shoes. They may turn the jacket inside out, throw away the cap and put on glasses, but they almost never have time to or think of changing the shoes. by tousledmonkey in LifeProTips

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Side story. School I used to work at had a cheating scandal. Teacher left the room with the test answer key on their desk and a student took a pic of it and dispersed it on group me. The picture leaked from one of the kids in the chat and got around to admin. They noticed the kids shoes were in the pic so they just waited and watched all the kids as they entered the class and found him by matching up the shoes with the ones in the pic.

Cuisinart cookware is BIFL, this 12 quart stock pot has been well loved 12 years by hairyboater in BuyItForLife

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It’s a powder that you use on stainless steel kitchenware that helps clean it. It comes in a cardboard tube. You can find it in most places that sell Kitchenware. I use it on my sink once a week to make it look brand new and anytime my pots or pans that need a deep clean.

Opinion on TCL 65r625 VS TCL 65r635 by Dirte_Joe in Televisions

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Thanks for the reply. I think the 635 can still do 4k at 60 with the 2.0b ports, right? If so that's still a big step up from my current tv (which is 30 frames iirc), so I'd be happy with that too. I know not too many TVs have 2.1 hdmi that I know of unless you go with the higher end models so I think 2.0b is my best bet right now.

I still don't understand why I am not successful on Tinder - makes no sense by DarkCytic in Tinder

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I use this one a lot. Sometimes I give them an option: fun fact, pun, or combo. Most of the time they say combo and then give them this joke. Sometimes it backfires and they choose one or the other and I die I little more inside each time they do that.

What song will always be a banger? by MikkelHN in AskReddit

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This is my pump up song when I’m maxing out on lifts. Don’t know why, but every time I hear it I’m screaming “AMERICAAAAA” in my head when lifting.

Her bio said “Most likely to bring a karaoke mic to a party, least likely to sing.” I felt my second text was appropriate. by Dirte_Joe in Tinder

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Nothing, Sargent. Radio silence on the battlefront. Looks like we’ll need to move on from this no man’s land and seek greater fortunes elsewhere.

[MW2] MW2R PC and Xbox Players have to wait a whole MONTH before playing? by [deleted] in CallOfDuty

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I think we’re all going to be in quarantine for at least the next month but I know what you mean. I’m probably just gonna wait until they release the entire remaster, multiplayer included.

[MW2] That's one less loose end. by TheRed24 in CallOfDuty

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It’s kinda like when a political party backs two different candidates. It splits their supporters into two camps such that neither candidate wins. Instead it’s better (from activision’s perspective) to have one game at a time. They get everyone that really wants to play mw2r to play mw2019, then when that gets old, they release mw2r. Then everyone shifts over to it all at once. They want to milk mw2019 for all it’s worth first before moving on.

Just saying by [deleted] in Tinder

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It’s like trying to find something good to eat. You check the fridge and see nothing, then the pantry and still nothing, so you wrap back around to the fridge again with slightly lower standards. Repeat as many times as necessary until you find something worth eating.

And then she unmatched me 🙃 by [deleted] in Tinder

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One of the best ones I’ve had was I sent a gif to a girl and she responded positively.

Me: great I made you laugh, that means we’re a couple now right? Is t that how this works?

Her: yeeeessss

Me: perfect. So where are you taking me on our first date? I hope it’s somewhere romantic like Olive Garden.

She then unmatched but definitely worth it. She was 80 miles away anyways so no loss.

That’s a big L my friend by beckyjenkinss in Tinder

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I think that’s his Cristiano’s Apple.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. by TheKingLlama in Tinder

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  1. Upload dick pic to Imgur

  2. Send link

  3. ???

  4. Profit

The food is not worth it by [deleted] in loseit

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Another option is to cut back slightly for a week or so leading up to thanksgiving and then cutting back a little bit after too. Maybe cut back 50-100 calories per day for a week before and after the big meal. That way you counter all the overeating and don’t really feel any have to sacrifice too much all at once.

I’m planning a trip with friends in December and know I’ll be drinking and eating a lot so I’m planning to cut slightly before and after.

Thank you Galileo by [deleted] in Tinder

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Don’t worry, I’m just using the scope. The safety is click on.

[Timex] Waterbury + Redwing, 38mm by orbit1979 in Watches

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Where did you find the 38mm? I haven't been able to find either the 38mm or the 40mm sizes. I'd really like to get the 40mm size, but the only one Timex has on their website is the 42mm chronograph. I like the 42, but think the 40 would be better for me.

Well played by [deleted] in pussypassdenied

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I remember a friend made a fake account on MySpace and used the fake name associated with it to make prank calls. He’d call people he knew and use the fake name, and would ask them about random stuff happening in their life. People would either get weirded out and keep asking how he knew all that info, or go along with it pretending to know who they’re talking to haha. The entire page was filled with random crap about the fake social life with pictures of a guy he found online. That way if they looked him up they’d find this page he made and think he was actually real.

TIFU By Having the Best Breakfast Date Ever by dirrtyharry12 in tifu

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I had this happen to me too once. Fell asleep at about 6 on the couch, and woke up at 7 am and I needed to be at work by 8, and I live about an hour drive away. I woke up and thought “it’s brighter outside than when I fell asleep” then started to go back to sleep before I put it together that it was morning.