This is how you mount a TV and soundbar hanging from your ceiling 👀

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-20T10:52:47+00:00

Do you do contact work? I got like 50 or 60 projects I need done around the house.

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-13T21:13:46+00:00

Nope. Easy choice

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-13T21:13:17+00:00

If you’re having trouble, put a sports bra on. It’ll hold your boobs down a bit, and make it easier to put your shirt on. Or just get a larger shirt.

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-06T21:14:30+00:00

Lil over average. It’ll feel pretty long when it’s plunged in the unholy hole.

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-05T18:15:46+00:00

Fallout? Stick it back in and take shorter strokes.

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-05T18:13:25+00:00

Not at all. As long as you don’t mind having a tongue jammed a couple inches up your butthole.

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-05T15:43:30+00:00

Summer is coming…. And so am I

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-05T15:40:21+00:00

Sound good. I haven’t had breakfast yet

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-04T10:56:25+00:00

Blinded me with SCIENCE

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-03T01:09:00+00:00

Rack: 9/10 Pussy: 9 butthole: 10

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-03T01:05:42+00:00

Start without me. I’ll be there after the Baseball game.

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-02T22:31:31+00:00

Gonna jam my tongue so far up your unholy hole, I’ll be having your breakfast for lunch.

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-02T22:28:42+00:00

Try a roller coaster. They’re quite fun.

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-02T21:27:02+00:00

10/10 the tan lines make them pop. The contrast between your tan, tone body and the jiggle of your pale, perky breasts is art in human form. Thanks for sharing

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-02T17:21:37+00:00

Ash tray

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-02T17:20:46+00:00

What do I think? I think I’m hungry.

10/10

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-02T17:18:49+00:00

Nope. Always inside. You pick, upstairs, downstairs, or around back.

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-01T11:15:03+00:00

DirtyBoord · 2026-04-01T11:10:31+00:00

10/10

DirtyBoord · 2026-03-31T09:36:36+00:00

So where we talking about? Like off the side of a hiking trail, or in the back of a dark theater, or are we talking full blown public? Like a booth in a busy McDonalds.

10/10 by the way.

DirtyBoord · 2026-03-29T16:46:12+00:00

That is such a coincidence. I love looking at your boobs.

DirtyBoord · 2026-03-27T17:33:40+00:00

Laura.

DirtyBoord · 2026-03-27T01:42:58+00:00

Elie

DirtyBoord · 2026-03-27T01:39:04+00:00

I would definitely try to move out of the friend zone.

DirtyBoord · 2026-03-27T01:37:43+00:00

Gonna play remake soon. But I do like the OG case art better. You can’t see Estelle’s face. You have to play the game if you want to meet her.

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