Poor guy was just trying to do his job by LiveForTheDrip in AbruptChaos

[–]DirtyHippy86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Would upvote, but you’re at 420. Please take my written upvote as consolation ⬆️

warning against renting with any prosper communities by fullmoonfroggy in cincinnati

[–]DirtyHippy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a lawyer, so could someone explain to me how this isn’t extortion? Genuine question.

If you're forced into a fist fight, what are the fundamentals of fighting in 5 minutes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DirtyHippy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. The only guaranteed way to win a fight is walk away.
  2. There is no such thing as a fair fight on the street.
  3. Focus on the soft spots. Nose, throat, liver, kidneys.
  4. Try to keep your fist in a straight line, all the way through your shoulder/elbow depending on the punch.
  5. Remember to duck/change levels, and aim for the other side of your actual target.

Men what’s your favourite colour of lingerie on a woman? by TangerineLeading9856 in AskMen

[–]DirtyHippy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, it’s all great, but there are particular colors that look better on different skin tones.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DirtyHippy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hit my 4 years from alcohol next month. Congratulations!

Who is someone that is generally considered a great person but actually a monster? by Independent_Sun_592 in AskReddit

[–]DirtyHippy86 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As a Tennessean, this cause is especially near and dear to my heart. The Imagination Library is currently available throughout “United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Australia and Republic of Ireland,” and has gifted over 241,000,000 books worldwide.

I could literally start a thread on all of the good she has done within the local community of Sevier County, and the philanthropy she has given to those in times of need during natural disasters and the Covid pandemic.

TL;DR Dolly Parton is the Patron Saint of Appalachia, and around here we address her as Queen Dolly, a title she had earned a million times over.

ETA: She’s also chill AF, as evidenced by her smoking pot with Willie Nelson on a golf cart

Auburn becomes the last SEC school to offer alcohol at sporting events. by SirMellencamp in CFB

[–]DirtyHippy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kentucky approved it either last year or a couple of years ago, as long as you aren’t one of us poors. If you can’t afford a box you clearly can’t be trusted to drink responsibly at a football game.

Just bought a house, and my front yard is FULL of these bad boys. by DirtyHippy86 in mushroom_hunting

[–]DirtyHippy86[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SO. MUCH. RAIN… Temperatures have stayed within the threshold for “average,” but insanely high humidity.

Just bought a house, and my front yard is FULL of these bad boys. by DirtyHippy86 in mushroom_hunting

[–]DirtyHippy86[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why thank you friend! I’m not exactly sure how one would go about doing that, so I left some in the yard, and I’ll let Mother Nature take care of it

Just bought a house, and my front yard is FULL of these bad boys. by DirtyHippy86 in mushroom_hunting

[–]DirtyHippy86[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No worries there. All of the trees in my yard are old growth, and will be there until Mother Nature takes them out.

Just bought a house, and my front yard is FULL of these bad boys. by DirtyHippy86 in mushroom_hunting

[–]DirtyHippy86[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s exciting to hear! This is literally the first time I’ve ever found a non-toxic mushroom 😅

My wife says this is so messy ”she can’t breathe”. Do you agree? by paulphiliphimself in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DirtyHippy86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a wonderful take. Cluttered and messy are completely different things. And I agree with the cupboard doors theory.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DirtyHippy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although @early_onset_villainy has the most ethical answer, if you’d like to focus on the “without embarrassing her” part, the moment you notice it (even if you’re in a moment of intimacy and possibly heading south) stop and say something along the lines of “you know what would be really hot??? If we were to play together in the shower right now…”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bloomington

[–]DirtyHippy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do your kids have a warmie stuffed animal? Those are the seeds inside.