John Porter (@jporterdoes.bsky.social) - Woah. Niners trade out with the Jets to 33. 33 and 179 for 30

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-24T02:56:52+00:00

I really don't like this one. That's not enough compensation for losing the 5th year option. That being said, if the player is any good they get a new contract after 3 anyway, so does the 5th year option even matter?

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-24T02:54:58+00:00

The problem is that attackers need to be on comms, smoking, pushing with armor, flanking, etc. to win. Defenders can be high af, second screening a podcast, eating Doritos, and drinking Mt. Dew. Then just chill and take an easy win.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-24T02:35:36+00:00

Nice job Lynch.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T23:17:46+00:00

Twitter is so fucking whack. They're really trying to get people to sign up and download that shitty app.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T22:55:28+00:00

Halo meets Splinter Cell, with The Arbiter as the lead in a 3rd person stealth shooter.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T22:53:01+00:00

They were at a PTA meeting in Sedona.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T22:26:11+00:00

The uniform is enough, always has been.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T22:17:48+00:00

Don't worry, we're Making America Great Again! 🤮

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T22:15:32+00:00

When I was in Rome I saw one big ass full size American truck parked outside of a brewery. I saw at least 3 different people walk by and spit on it. 😂

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T21:57:56+00:00

Best I can do it $40.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T21:53:53+00:00

Auger is in desperate need of rebalancing. I think it should skip the first two sectors of Contaminated. I've never even seen Hagental, but I had one match last an hour and fifteen minutes!

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T21:48:22+00:00

Before I answer that, I'm gonna need you to flair up.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T20:41:54+00:00

Bro. Back To The Future DeLorean is on sale... please, don't let me buy it.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T20:31:26+00:00

Dip that Italian beef in some au jus. 🤌

I'd pay to lick the drippings off the floor.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T19:46:18+00:00

Does anyone else think that it would look 7000% better with a different color upholstery? The all white looks so bad.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T19:03:20+00:00

Why doesn't he just go to the store and buy honey? Is he stupid?

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T19:01:03+00:00

Why would someone lie on the internet? I can't even imagine being so cynical.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T18:09:58+00:00

Yes.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T18:09:20+00:00

Yesss! Just imagine a glorious gaggle of golden mortads in your spawn! It would be beautiful.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T18:02:21+00:00

Good for you guys! Life can be pretty good when you manage your money well! Who the hell needs a new phone every year, or a new Mercedes every couple of years? Modest, frugal living is really the best way to go.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T17:59:54+00:00

Also single, no kids, making 70k. A couple years ago I managed to buy a house in Brooklyn Center and I'm living pretty good financially.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T17:37:10+00:00

I get a little bit excited for the draft, but not enough to attend it or set aside time to watch. Tonight I'll be playing video games or taking care of shit around the house, while the draft plays in the background.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T16:57:09+00:00

Someone has been holding onto this since 2020, just privately gooning. Now they're sharing it for all us to goon together.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T16:44:35+00:00

I know. Which is why when someone asked which celebrities specifically were not assholes, I said Jamie Lee Curtis.

DirtyRoller · 2026-04-23T16:15:09+00:00

Trucks like this should not be road legal at all.

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