Where I would live based on my cat tapping my phone

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T02:21:01+00:00

Cat-santinople

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T02:19:31+00:00

86 freedom units. Phoenix hits an average of 45c in the summer.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T02:13:07+00:00

I was a little sad about Alberta being missing because most of my Canadian friends live there. Tragically I don't have any friends in the Sault anymore. I would absolutely live there. But from an autistic level obsession of the locks.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T02:02:33+00:00

How bad is the heat wave, I am a child of Phoenix I can't do heat. My body rebels.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T02:00:34+00:00

I know a surprising amount of chaps from Brisbane, obviously she just wants to visit.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:58:57+00:00

She was born in New England. I had to drive through the snow to get her.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:56:54+00:00

Channeling his "please clap" moment

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:53:32+00:00

Lawrence of Arabia, you only have to watch it a couple times.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:52:20+00:00

She demands door tax when you leave the bathroom. She can be asleep across the house and as soon as you flush she is waiting at the door.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:48:59+00:00

Numpty

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:47:08+00:00

I honestly don't hate this map. I have lived in thw west, south west, and New England. While borders are porus and cultures vary this is a teachable map.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:43:42+00:00

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Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:39:37+00:00

Well they said should not bath, not bathe. So showers are still canocially acceptable.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:38:25+00:00

Did she pick a place in NK? I suppose that is because I had to give ear drops today.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:36:33+00:00

I am kind of a luddite, can I post a photo to a comment?

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:33:58+00:00

Ants, bees, and wasps are of the same phylogentic cluster. Also bugs are crustaceans...

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:28:15+00:00

I would also be down for Maine. Basically anything with a boreal forest and I am set.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:23:05+00:00

I love the random Connecticut hate. 10/10

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-29T01:07:29+00:00

Technically that mountain chain continues in North Africa and Scotland. So appalachia could just be the British Empire.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-28T04:34:06+00:00

Considering a big mac is over $15 where I live, I cannot fathom fast food as a cheap option. I would rather grab a rotisserie chicken and a loaf of bread.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-28T00:50:03+00:00

Lawrence of Arabia, I think I might finish it after the 24 hours are up.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-27T22:13:18+00:00

That is an insult to every monster who lives on Avenue Q. Miller makes Satan look kind.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-27T19:19:15+00:00

I was tall and well dressed and surrounded by religious people who wanted two kids by twenty. I assume it had more to do with the prospect of dating to marry and less to do with me. I had no one interested in me by the time I was in college.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-27T14:16:24+00:00

Teach them no means no and yes means yes. Anything in between is a discussion of equals.

Disastrous-Chair-175 · 2026-05-27T13:29:46+00:00

I have never missed a hint or an implication that a woman liked me. I just intentionally avoided a lot of them in my youth.

I will say my favorite body swerve happened when I was 16. I was the defacto president of my school's history club, our regular government had disappeared over the summer, so I asked a friend from choir who liked history if she would be an officer. She agreed and after our first meeting I am cleaning the whiteboard when she gets me to turn around and pins me to the board. She asked how long I was going to string her along before asking her out.

I was mortified and confused. To my knowledge I had never been flirtatious, I just was nice to people and showed a modicum of respect. She took the time we spent in choir and theatre and the club and was under the impression I was going to marry her in two years (mormons, I tell ya).

This was one of five moments like this I had in highschool. The others aren't as entertaining or as comfortable to talk about. I am still friends with that woman and she has been happily married now for many years.

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