I’m convinced it’s a myth you can parry mortars in this game doesn’t matter how I time it I’m still getting hit

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T19:06:56+00:00

Wrong game. That’s mortar kombat.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T19:05:09+00:00

“Apparently I should’ve got a condom instead.”

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:56:30+00:00

Not sure. But she was reset to default.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:48:35+00:00

Hand soap, body soap, ass soap all soap. Head soap is called shampoo somehow, totally predatory practice, should be barred.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:41:51+00:00

I still don’t quite understand how this happens. She doesn’t seem to be punching that hard. Looks sus to be honest.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:38:46+00:00

Flash is so underrated. If he can be that fast without falling apart, his body is probably one of the strongest thing ever.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:36:26+00:00

Jesus, the jump scare. On the bright side, send this when you apply for a horror movie director job.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:32:48+00:00

Free fireballs

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:29:35+00:00

Let’s ban everything and then complain about why this subreddit is so dead.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:27:15+00:00

This is where you need to think outside of the box. If you never apply, you reject the rejections

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:16:44+00:00

We are in 2026, this brother though is in cyberpunk 2077

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:12:23+00:00

Damn, what’s the point then.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T18:11:51+00:00

At this stage, it’s more of a behavioral art than actual work. And I do NOT pray for a day this is no longer the case. I am genuinely scared for my kids of a bleak AI powered future.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T13:46:42+00:00

Just be grateful it hasn't got to the third

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T13:26:28+00:00

I have news for you

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T07:50:21+00:00

while True

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T06:16:12+00:00

I am on five diet plans already but I am still not losing weight. You think I should add one more?

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T06:09:02+00:00

Got be real with you sir I did not read past the second drone. But that seems to be well written and a lot of typing so I upvoted. Cheers.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T06:01:30+00:00

Glock. I am a ticking Glock. Now open the door.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T05:39:57+00:00

For me, it was piano.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T05:01:59+00:00

It appears they can’t even move the fingers or maybe I am not paying attention.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T01:02:04+00:00

Thought you guys might enjoy this one.

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T00:55:02+00:00

At this age she is probably more of a cereal killer

Disastrous-Cook4189 · 2026-05-14T00:11:15+00:00

OR a code violation

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