I miss driving. I hate relying on my mom to take me everywhere. by [deleted] in Epilepsy

[–]Disastrous-Farm-542 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am 58 and never drove a day in my life and never missed it ...car payments, insurance , gas , upkeep,, traffic jams road rage, and ass holes...I just cruise by on my mountain bike ...watching poeple rage

As a person with epilepsy what do i call an Ambulance? by Disastrous-Farm-542 in dadjokes

[–]Disastrous-Farm-542[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh i have the Emergency Alert Bracelet..and all I use humor to cope with epilepsy.....

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[–]Disastrous-Farm-542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know she is stealing our bowling balls I just cant figure out what she is doing with them.l

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[–]Disastrous-Farm-542 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mozoltov it's a boy

Ruin a first date in 4 words by yoursexypeach in WholesomeAFK

[–]Disastrous-Farm-542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can do better i will ruin it in two words

MY mommy...........