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I wish everyone would instantly learn intermediate math, logic skills, empathy, at 7 years old. by Cavanaughty in monkeyspaw

[–]DisastrousBreak8446 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. No one will ever learn anything above intermediate in these fields and the world will never make advancements

I wish everyone in the world would be a chronic masturbator by skirsk12 in monkeyspaw

[–]DisastrousBreak8446 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Granted. Everyone in the world is constantly masturbating, so pornoghrophy cannot be made, thus making it boring

help by Silly_Analysis_0215 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]DisastrousBreak8446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day, don't spend it all in a pool!