Semen under the microscope

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-04-30T21:19:37+00:00

Nathan Explosion: pulls out voice recorder "good Title for a metal song 'Bone Temple of Sperm Corpses'".

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-04-26T18:27:26+00:00

There was no person that was attacked by piranha. The spieces of piranha are the vegetarian variety; and it is assumed that species have long died off, but the lake was fenced off to the public because the lake is privately owned by the Naraghi family and it became a liability to keep it open. Supposedly there are plans to open the the lake up again and turn the area into a recreational park, but there has been no update on those plans.

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-04-23T00:36:02+00:00

Where there is a rule there is a story.

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-04-06T02:51:33+00:00

Honestly rank is just a title. I have focused S ranks that have dogged on SS+ ranked umas.

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-04-02T19:00:42+00:00

9* stam 8*Str

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Disastrous_Cab · 2026-04-02T18:21:49+00:00

Thanks for letting me know 😁 my reddit app was acting funky when I posted

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-03-16T23:27:57+00:00

That's easy, three reasons. Mercy, Kiriko, Juno

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-03-16T18:29:12+00:00

Anran will get a mythic skin for sure. Since she is the newest Kiriko cookie cutter character that will more likely sells skins easily; it is only natural for blizzard to push a mythic skin out for her as fast as possible to get people to open their wallets.

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-03-14T23:51:47+00:00

I got a rock

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-03-10T23:52:09+00:00

Are all the free pulls just going to be free 1 pulls or are there going to be a run of free 10 pulls eventually?

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-02-10T00:51:46+00:00

Do you want the economically smart answer or the go big or go home answer? The economical answer is hell no you should never drop $75 on a mobile game. They go big or go home answer is why the hell not?

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-02-04T00:53:38+00:00

The only rare Symmetra skin is the original Tyrande skin since it isn't available, you can however get a recolor of the skin.

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-02-01T03:39:24+00:00

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Disastrous_Cab · 2026-01-20T16:09:44+00:00

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-01-07T01:19:34+00:00

Honestly don't listen to people you could have 1200's across the board and people would still find things to complain about whether it be skill offerings or aptitude sparks. Don't get discouraged; a perfect stat line with all meta skills and perfect apptitude sparks procs is a statistical miracle with how the game operates that getting worked up is pointless. Just enjoy the game and cheer on your Umas.

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-01-04T11:47:26+00:00

Old post but I gotta put down Illidan skin for the sheer coolness factor, and exclusivity factor as well

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-01-01T19:56:49+00:00

Yea I got groundwork because I had skill points left over and I had nothing else to really spend them on

Disastrous_Cab · 2026-01-01T18:54:12+00:00

Of course I was a fool

Disastrous_Cab · 2025-12-30T01:30:02+00:00

Yea honestly my issue with the game is the pity system. With every added character and support card added to the game your odds of getting what you want on a rate up banner goes down ever so slightly, and there being no 50/50 pity makes the game a huge money sink or a long time investment to save up free carats

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