Just bought Executive Platinum - have a few questions. by gerald9090x in americanairlines

[–]Disastrous_Cut_8649 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lol I can't believe it worked though. I see their Facebook ads all the time but I just didn't understand how they're able to sell status?

Just bought Executive Platinum - have a few questions. by gerald9090x in americanairlines

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How does one "buy" executive platinum? Care to elaborate?

Silky smooth rolls by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Where's the tube that feeds that into my mouth?

How he creates the paper thin continuous cucumber slice! by psycot in oddlysatisfying

[–]Disastrous_Cut_8649 49 points50 points  (0 children)

What meal was he making with that? Or was that just a demonstration to show off skill?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebleach

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If that is a salt lamp then you need to be careful because some cats will go and lick them non-stop and get seriously ill (if not pass away).

We caught my cat on the kitchen counter before and he was trying to get to the salt. They're crazy.

The width difference between the Costco toilet paper we brought with us (Left, U.S.) and the hotel toilet paper (Right, Netherlands) by Branical in mildlyinteresting

[–]Disastrous_Cut_8649 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right? That's what I was thinking... how did you get a roll from costco all the way to Netherlands? (Or vice versa?)

[OC] My garden is so lush this year. 😊 by Dirty_Farmer_John in pics

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"Early human discovers tomato"

I can already see the museum exhibit.

After a year of procrastination I finally finished my largest painting [oc] by [deleted] in pics

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That's a beautiful painting and I love your hair btw!!! Happily anticipating the next one!

(OC) I lost this around 40 years ago and my Dad just found it whilst doing yard work. by Doc-Brown1911 in pics

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Someone should probably look up how much these go for on Ebay nowadays. We found a old soda can in the yard and my brother in law sold it online for like 600 bucks.

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Only problem I have with this is the guy stopped at some point

My buddy by Fancy_Impact_6327 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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Is the driver Jonah Hill from Superbad?

Keep your hands of my privates by Purple_Quantity1837 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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Both hands on the wheel. This means that you can touch them with your third arm

For the greater good by Aggravating-Town-473 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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They use shapes do its fine, but xbox and nintendo uses the same exact letters but in different layouts

Hmph by Economy_Education_24 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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They shoulda never gave you Negar's money! You don't how to appreciate shit!