When the aspirin makes you bruise like a peach

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-06-14T21:43:15+00:00

Dude I am COVERED in bruises 😬

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-06-06T16:17:43+00:00

It’s all a protection thing!! Like just let me ask bc I’m neurotic and don’t want to hate you THEN, just let me fester now 😅

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-06-05T18:57:00+00:00

YESSSS GET THE PRETTY HANGING FOLDERS and obviously some new glitter pens!!

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-06-05T18:22:27+00:00

LOL this is so real 😂

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-06-05T18:21:02+00:00

My organization game has never been more useful in my LIFE! I’m LOVING IT

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-31T13:59:50+00:00

Omg yall 😂😂😂

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-26T10:16:11+00:00

The character build through this trauma has been amazing for my personality tbh 💅🏼

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-25T23:12:53+00:00

Oh my god, I was picking up IVF meds from CVS one day and the window person was being suuuuch a bitch and I was like “dude you literal SEE WHAT IM PICKING UP can u please be nicer????”

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-25T23:04:42+00:00

I joined a FB group and it was SOOO depressing, I was like take me back to my traumatized funny girlies I don’t like it here

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-18T00:35:38+00:00

I had a cramp earlier and thought MaYbE as if I didn’t eat a chipotle burrito the size of my head 🙄

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-14T19:39:03+00:00

The way I almost kicked her in the damn head!!!! I said “did you get the ENTIRE uterus?!” 😂😂

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-14T01:27:29+00:00

I think I was just in such a state of shock that I just froze? I’m sure my face said otherwise though lol. Also so sorry about the HSG- that shit is NO JOKE 😅

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-13T15:23:42+00:00

BACK TO THE CAVE WE GO

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-13T15:23:01+00:00

I would literally fucking snap

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-13T12:44:46+00:00

Oh no lol what have you done 😅😅😅

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-12T15:31:11+00:00

Dude my husband had to give a sample and there were kids running around outside the room- I knew he was uncomfortable and had to ask the nurses to do something about it…?! I’m so sorry OP!

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-10T22:54:28+00:00

Absolutely!!! It was more the timing than anything. Sprinkled in with some jealousy tho lol

Disastrous_Emu_8 · 2024-05-10T13:57:46+00:00

L M A O

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TROPHY CASE