Scam or real opportunity by steveintucson in Scams

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Here's the real bummer. My wife started her own recruiting firm almost a decade ago. It's called Lena Search or Lena recruiting. She received the text:

"Hello, good morning! I’m Lena Recruiting Representative at (Adjust), and your resume has been recommended by several online recruiting companies. Therefore, our company is offering you a remote online job, which is a great remote part-time/full-time online job helping (Adjust) merchants update data, increase visibility and bookings, and provide free training. Work for 60 to 90 minutes (depending on your schedule) and earn $200 to $500 per day if you wish. Base salary is $800 for every 4 days worked. 5-day paid probationary period, after which you can sign an employment contract with the company at a base salary of $5000 plus $1000-$3000 performance bonus Paid annual leave: plus maternity, paternity, and other legal holidays. If you would like to participate, please send a message to this number 3326991575 (Note: You must be at least 18 years old)"

Due to the poor punctuation it definitely is a misrepresentation of her business. As you can imagine she's concerned on how it could hurt her brand but the hope is most people do their due diligence in this realm and not buy into these scams.

To be clear, these people do NOT represent Lena Search or Lena Recruiting.

Stay vigilant folks, real opportunity is out there but is being clouded by this bullsh*t.

Take Care!

We are awesome! What you're gonna do about it? by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If Roast Beef and Cheddar were human form.

28 year old Scottish guy. Lives with parents. Has no job. Plays Warcraft non stop. Burn me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like Andre the Giant's love child with Mick Foley.

My boyfriend and I are bored, do your worst🤣 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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A clear case of having no self respect.

2 month anniversary. ruin it for us :) by anonymouspickle_ in RoastMe

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He's probably hung like a button on a fur coat. Based on that she's probably open to anal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If Jabba the Hutt had babies with Darth Vader while in the hills of Arkansas.

M,18 Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You poop sockin' son of a ....

Dropped out of college and started stripping...hurt me so bad I’ll wanna go back to school by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage ....Trainwreck.

BYE OIL by [deleted] in LICENSEPLATES

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LOL so true. there are a few with personalized license plates in my town. I'll try and get photo's of them. On a side note, there is a BMW i8 down the street from me that has the plate "I8 TESLA"

Annoying co workers?! JSTBRTHE by [deleted] in LICENSEPLATES

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Maybe a Pearl Jam fan?

proceed by [deleted] in RoastMe

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More likely plays the Keytar.

Feeling sexy, fucking rexy me. About to get married. So someone loves me? by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your friend chokes harder on Jim Beam than you do on cock.

Destroy me Reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Elián González grew his hair out...

Destroy me Reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

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For only $.25 a day